Vicious Vacation 160 HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT SARS AND LEARNED TO LOVE HORSE MEAT January 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I went to Hong Kong on my Christmas vacation. How’s […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 KILLSWITCH ENGAGE’S JUSTIN FOLEY WILL PLAY DRUMS ON THE NEW UNEARTH ALBUM January 5th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A screencap of the hard drive on which Unearth are tracking […]
The Webernets 450 KEVIN STEWART-PANKO IS STILL THE BRAVEST MAN IN METAL, NOW DEFENDING CRYPTOPSY’S THE UNSPOKEN KING January 5th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last month we told you about “Justify Your Shitty Taste,” […]
Freeloader 20 FREELOADER: MORTIFEROUS SCORN’S MASOCHISTIC THERAPY January 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
New Stuff 30 FROM EXILE DESCEND INTO “THE GREAT BELOW” January 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve known for awhile now that Atlanta’s From Exile were […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 ONE YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN 2010: HONCHO’S BATTLE OF WITS January 5th, 2011 at 11:30am Gary Suarez In the latter months of 2010, I got reacquainted and […]
Viral Vomit 110 MOSH OF THE PENGUINS January 5th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clever headline for a post about a viral video of […]
New Stuff 290 CHILDREN OF BODOM ARE “WORTH IT” January 5th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So Children of Bodom were nice enough to release a […]
Album of the Day 710 ALBUM OF THE DAY: CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT SOUNDTRACK January 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Sergeant D There are basically three things I care about in this […]
Contests 1080 THE AMON AMARTH VIKING BEARD CONTEST: GROW A GNARLY BEARD, WIN AN AMON AMARTH PRIZE PACK! January 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [UPDATE, Jan 5: New entry instructions for females! Read here.] […]
Greatest Hits 660 KNEEL BEFORE THE POWER OF ELEPHANTS MARCHING RIFFS January 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve used the phrase “elephants marching riff” on […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 THE FIRST COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF 2011: WIN A CD OF YOUR CHOICE FROM THE METALSUCKS ARCHIVES! January 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I promised that I’d announce the winner of the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
New Stuff 130 NEU NEURAXIS January 4th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let’s use this opportunity to review not one but two […]
Tweet Twat 100 HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER January 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never pay attention to trending topics on Twitter, because […]
What the...?? 250 WATAIN ARE F*CKING CRAZY January 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The fact that Watain are not, like so many of […]
Cinemetal 140 KORPIKLANNI: HOW DO YOU F*CK UP A VIDEO ABOUT TEQUILA? January 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Korpiklanni have released a video for their new single, “Tequila,” […]
Readers' Choice 1140 REASONS WE HAVE NOT YET JIZZED ALL OVER PAINTED IN EXILE January 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well here’s a fun, intelligent, and above all else, exceedingly […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 BBQ + TNT + COC = SXSW ’11 January 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell Oops! I recently popped a Woodroe when I was informed […]
Viral Vomit 450 ASIAN GIRL IN BRA AND PANTIES RUBS HER VAGINA AGAINST A GUITAR January 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I don’t think there’s any way I can make […]
