Green Eggs and Slam 520 WINDS OF PLAGUE 2K11 = UNFADEABLE STEEZ February 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Sergeant D WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS??? WINDS OF PLAGUE BACK […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 DEFTONES FANS RIOT: “ANYTHING GOES! IT’S THUNDERDOME!!” February 17th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF There’s a powerfully bittersweet scene in the Iron Maiden documentary […]
Tweet Twat 410 THE REVIEWS ARE IN: METALSUCKS READERS LOVE DEVIN TOWNSEND (ALSO: DEVY AND PUCIATO, SITTIN’ IN A TREE…) February 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Hey guys, why haven’t you posted this yet?!! It only sounds […]
Green Eggs and Slam 720 ARE THESE BLACK METAL BANDS GOOD?? February 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D What’s up rmember me i’m still BIG PIMPIN lol! Hay […]
\m/ 570 THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS TELL WOMEN I LISTEN TO METAL ON THE FIRST DATE February 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because if they can’t even consider the possibility of dating […]
Tour de Force 50 GOES CUBE GOES TOURING February 16th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The new Goes Cube album, In Tides and Drifts, is […]
The Webernets 340 WELL, NOW THEY DONE N’ DID IT: J. BENNETT DEFENDS CELTIC FROST’S COLD LAKE February 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even this little kid can’t believe this shit. Ever since […]
Cinemetal 160 DARKEST HOUR WIN “MOST ROMANTIC BAND OF THE DAY” AWARD FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW February 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS HAROLD CHRIST, DARKEST HOUR, STOP MONOPOLIZING MY TIME. YOU […]
Cinemetal 450 METAL HITS THE SKINS February 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg American readers may have recently become aware of a new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 30 THE CROWN’S BONUS BONERZ, NEW VIDEO February 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF It’s hard to believe that any pertinent music news could […]
Viral Vomit 120 …AND NOW A PRETTY PIANO VERSION OF AMON AMARTH February 16th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Short n’ sweet: there’s this young lady named Alexandra Nicoletti […]
Tour de Force 180 NINE MORE NORTH AMERICAN RAMMSTEIN DATES, NINE MORE CHANCES TO SEE A DUDE GET SET ON FIRE February 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg You may recall that back in December I saw Rammstein […]
Everyone's Replaceable 330 EXODUS’ GARY HOLT NAMED TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER February 15th, 2011 at 11:14pm Axl Rosenberg I’m posting outside of our regular hours because I was […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1630 IS HATEBREED THE BEST HARDCORE BAND OF ALL TIMES???? February 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D INTRO BUST Everybody knows that Hatebreed is by far the […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN ABADDON INCARNATE/PHOBIA SPLIT 7″! February 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to reader Derek Navardauskas, who correctly identified last week’s […]
New Stuff 120 DARKEST HOUR WIN “MOST ROMANTIC BAND OF THE DAY” AWARD FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW February 15th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just yesterday Darkest Hour debuted a new song from their […]
Cinemetal 130 CHILDREN OF BODOM, SKATEBOARDS OF FIRE February 15th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Children of Bodom are lucky that their song “Was it […]
New Stuff 360 ANOTHER NEW HUMAN ABSTRACT SONG, ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE YOUR SOCKS KNOCKED OFF February 15th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re getting closer and closer to the release of The […]
Unsigned and Unholy 70 MENHIR: IT’S WORTH TAKING COVER UNDER THIS CANOPY February 15th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Menhir, the new album from Stockholm’s Canopy, is apparently the […]
Cinemetal 40 SXSW ’11 CINEMETAL: OH SH*T, SERGEANT D HAS HIS OWN TRAILER CALLED PHASE 7 February 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell The fine folks over at the SXSW Film Festival just […]