Everyone's Replaceable 320 SOMEBODY CALL VELVET REVOLVER May 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause I just found their new singer. He’s young, he’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 CORABI-ERA MÖTLEY CRÜE REHEARSAL FOOTAGE IS FUNNY, SAD, FASCINATING May 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why, but I’ve had John Corabi on […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 FIT FOR AN AUTOPSY KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE May 5th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This past December we gave you the heads up that Guy […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 IRON MAIDEN AND JUDAS PRIEST’S APPLES FELL FAR FROM THE TREE May 5th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of you recently sent us the video for “No […]
Friggin' Danzig 150 WHAT’S THAT IN DANZIGS? May 5th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a problem I know we’ve all had from time […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 ALL SHALL PERISH’S ALBUM ART FOR THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS WILL DEFINITELY UPSET YOUR PRAYER GROUP May 5th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Who else is excited to hear the new All Shall […]
Tour de Force 180 SONAR? MARYLAND DEATHFEST DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ SONAR! May 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Sonar in Baltimore, Maryland has been shut down due […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! May 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I fucked up and forgot to post this yesterday. […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Tour de Force 250 WITHIN THE RUINS JOINS SUMMER SLAUGHTER May 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Remember when this year’s Summer Slaughter (which we’re sponsoring!) was […]
Cinemetal 140 WARRANT’S “LIFE’S A SONG” VIDEO ACTUALLY MAKES ME MISS FAT ALCOHOLIC JANI LANE May 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg For all the shit we give hair metal bands we […]
Cinemetal 240 A GAME OF THRONES GETS METAL May 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been watching the HBO series adaptation of George […]
Rampant Rumors 420 DAVE GROHL MIGHT BE ON THE NEW MASTODON ALBUM May 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I heard about, and then completely ignored, this photo album […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 BIG FOURTUNE: HAVE METALLICA & FRIENDS GONE TOO FAR? May 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF Few of us are so naive as to expect the […]
New Stuff 60 TOXIC HOLOCAUST HAVE “NOWHERE TO RUN” May 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Has it really been three years since An Overdose of […]
Album of the Day 80 ALBUM OF THE DAY: EARTHSHIP, EXIT EDEN May 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Dave Mustein Earthship‘s name is a funny thing, because the music the band […]
Cooking Contaminated 30 COOKING CONTAMINATED EPISODE 9: KING FOWLEY OF DECEASED May 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Eli Shaika is back with more Cooking Contaminated deliciousness, this time […]
Green Eggs and Slam 690 UPON A BURNING BODY = PARTY SUMERIANCORE! May 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the metalcore/deathcore scene […]
Tour de Force 30 LEYLA GETS READY FOR SONISPHERE May 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Since summer and, thus, summer festivals are almost upon us, […]
What the...?? 650 MILEY CYRUS COVERS NIRVANA’S “SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT,” AXL GOUGES HIS EAR DRUMS OUT WITH A RUSTY NAIL May 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Miley Cyrus — who wasn’t even two years old when […]
