Reviews 1600 ILLUD DIVINUM INSANUS; OR, THE ART OF FALLING ON YOUR FACE June 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a fascinating psychology to a true failure of an […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF INEVITABLE END’S THE OCULUS!!! June 7th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to reader Sandy Dechter, who correctly identified last […]
Metal in the Media 260 ANDREW O’NEILL: THE WORLD’S FIRST TRANSVESTITE OCCULTIST BLACK METAL STAND-UP COMEDIAN June 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, MetalSucks’ own Corey Mitchell made Vince and myself […]
Rigged 170 RIGGED: FORBIDDEN’S STEVE SMYTH (GUITAR) June 7th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Welcome back to Rigged, in which your favorite metal musicians […]
Cinemetal 80 PAIN’S “THE GREAT PRETENDER”: A BUNNY AND A MONKEY WALK INTO A BANK… June 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pain — which, in case you didn’t know, is the Peter […]
Interviews 60 MATT HENDERSON: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 7th, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Agnostic Front. Blind Approach. Madball. Guitarist Matt Henderson made his […]
Everyone's Replaceable 160 EVAN SEINFELD IS OUT OF BIOHAZARD June 7th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This picture: STILL FUNNY! Evan Seinfeld and Biohazard have parted […]
Viral Vomit 80 THIS GIVES THE TERM “COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS” A WHOLE NEW MEANING June 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg D’OH! Vince posted this back in 2009. Yep, we’ve now […]
Metal in the Media 1530 EVEN MY MOM IS WORRIED ABOUT METAL STAYING TR00 June 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg An actual e-mail I received from my mother this morning: […]
Tour de Force 30 BREAK LIKE THE FIREWIND June 7th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Note: Seeing Firewind live will not cause actual breaking of […]
New Stuff 150 UNEARTH SIT BACK AND “WATCH IT BURN” June 7th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If “Ruination of the Lost,” the new Unearth track we […]
Poll 1,0230 THE TOP 25 MODERN METAL GUITARISTS: THE READERS’ POLL June 7th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks We’ve published our list. Now it’s your turn. We’re going to […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 3920 THE REAL #1: DAVID DAVIDSON (REVOCATION) June 6th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Tour de Force 500 METALSUCKS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR 2011 ANNOUNCEMENT, DAY 4 June 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So this being metal, the powers-that-be decided they wanted to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 EVERYBODY LOVES TOM ARAYA June 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF At age five, Tom Araya left Chile with his family […]
Freeloader 110 FREELOADER: A GREENBERGIAN ANALYSIS OF FOUR ALBUMS BY LONELY DUDES June 6th, 2011 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
The Webernets 170 METALLICA, SLAPPIN’ DEE BASS, MON June 6th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a pretty legendary story about how a pre-Primus Les […]
Viral Vomit 120 TOWER OF GOPAL KICKSTART THEIR CAREER June 6th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week we told you about Tower of Gopal, a […]
\m/ 210 SSSSLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYEEERRRRR!!! June 6th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg SHAME ON ME! I almost forgot that today is June […]
