Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH OUR PANTS FROZE, AND FROZE HARD, SO TIGHT June 17th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Best commercial ever? ANYWAY, here’s how we filled our time […]
Landphil Marathon 230 LANDPHIL MARATHON: REMEMBERING “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE, AND PONDERING THE ONGOING HOGAN/WARRIOR FEUD June 17th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hello wrestling fans! I am sitting in JFK Airport getting […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Readers' Choice 330 OKAY, BUT IT’S JANAZA, JACKASS June 17th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg A reader whose name I won’t publish in order to […]
New Stuff 300 WANNA HEAR SIX MINUTES OF DECAPITATED’S CARNIVAL IS FOREVER? June 17th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Of course you do! You love Decapitated, right? And besides, earlier […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 330 NEW WARBRINGER > NEW SUICIDE SILENCE June 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Everywhere ya look, there’s an announcement of a new and […]
Necrolust 1510 NECROLUST: IS GHOST THE NEW LITURGY? June 17th, 2011 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Photo by Alex York Okay, before I even get into any […]
Cinemetal 510 TRIVIUM, STILL CAUGHT UNDER THE “WAVES” June 17th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I really like Trivium, but their latest single, “In Waves,” […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
New Stuff 90 DIAMOND PLATE ARRIVE “AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS” June 17th, 2011 at 11:20am MetalSucks Much like fellow Midwesterners Lazarus A.D., Illinois’ Diamond Plate refuse to […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 TURBONEGRO! June 17th, 2011 at 10:40am MetalSucks Turbonegro are back! Turbonegro are back! Okay, I can’t be […]
New Stuff 740 FINALLY, A POST ABOUT THE HAARP MACHINE June 17th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been getting e-mails all week about The HAARP Machine, […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 160 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: LISTEN TO THE NEW WORMROT FLEXI DISC!!! June 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
What the...?? 180 ROB ZOMBIE DIRECTED A WOOLITE COMMERCIAL June 16th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently not content to simply piss off Halloween fans everywhere, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 750 ATTN LATINOS: TELL ME ABOUT 6 WEAPONS [via Chilean mosh] June 16th, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D I am not the most well-traveled guy, so I rely […]
Tour de Force 510 PERIPHERY! THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! TEXTURES! THE CONTORTIONIST! ALL ON ONE TOUR!!! June 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well THAT’S not a shitty line-up. Periphery are gonna do […]
Metal Moments of Zen 140 APPARENTLY METAL CHILLS OUT BLOODTHIRSTY SHARKS June 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt …so says Australian charter boat operator Matt Waller, who has […]
Unsigned and Unholy 90 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: JAKE DREYER BRINGS THE GUITAR WANKERY June 16th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a young ‘un, guitar dork rags like […]
New Stuff 170 NEARLY TWO FULL MINUTES OF EVAN BREWER’S ALONE June 16th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg We all already knew that Evan Brewer is a great […]
\m/ 170 ANAL CUNT’S LIVE SOUND SETTING DIRECTIONS ARE FUNNY, AWESOME June 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg While we continue to mourn the passing of Anal Cunt […]
