Hair Metal Happy Hour 130 OLD CINDERELLA COMMERCIAL IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS OLD WARRANT COMMERCIAL July 29th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Bram Teitelman, a.k.a. “The Dude Who Runs Metal […]
Metal in the Media 700 ANTI-GAY HEAVY METAL PREACHER SUING RACHEL MADDOW FOR FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS July 29th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Reverend Bradlee Dean is a so-called “heavy metal preacher,” and […]
New Stuff 250 “THE EGOISM”: FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART July 29th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg A friend of ours recently posited that Fleshgod Apocalypse are […]
Tour de Force 470 EXHUMED/GOATWHORE/CEPHALIC CARNAGE/HAVOK: THIS TOUR IS GONNA BE SSSSSIIIICCCKKK July 29th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks [UPDATE, 4:30pm EDT, Oct 27: Cephalic Carnage have unfortunately dropped […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 290 “I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING”: THE DIR EN GREY INTERVIEW July 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Japan’s Dir En Grey is one metal’s most fearless, unpredictable acts, but […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 310 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: MIKAEL ÅKERFELDT ON HERITAGE‘S CLEAN VOCALS July 28th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Br00tal-lists 1260 COREY’S TOP 10 BLEEDERS FOR THE FIRST HALF OF 2011 July 28th, 2011 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Hopefully, you Suckahs have been following my Bleeders’ Lists this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 MACHINE HEAD UNTO THE LOCUST ALBUM ART July 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have anything particularly clever or intelligent to say […]
New Stuff 60 LANDMINE MARATHON ARE “CUTTING FLESH AND BONE” July 28th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sitting here trying to think of what to write […]
This Sucks 310 DANNY BOBIS’ BODY LOCATED July 28th, 2011 at 12:40pm MetalSucks On Tuesday, we reported that Cipher drummer Danny Bobis had […]
Tour de Force 540 METALLICA ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING KINDA COOL FOR THEIR THIRTIETH ANNIVERSARY July 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s rare that I feel like I can get behind […]
Tour de Force 570 ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS INFOMERCIAL? WHAT DID WE DO TO BE SO BLESSED? July 28th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In June, ICP released their annual infomercial for their annual […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 210 NEW CORMORANT ALBUM ON THE WAY July 28th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Pretty much the only good thing to ever come out […]
Tour de Force 480 AFTER THE BURIAL AND VEIL OF MAYA WILL CRUSH (CRUSH!), CRUSH ‘EM July 28th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg While I would generally prefer it if all of metaldom […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2450 ARE BREAKDOWNS THE NEW GUITAR SOLO???? July 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I wasn’t alive back in the 1980s to see it […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Rigged 320 RIGGED: DETHKLOK’S BRENDON SMALL July 27th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As part of our coverage of this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 ICED EARTH CREATE A DYSTOPIA July 27th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The dictionary defines a dystopia as “a really fucking miserable […]
Cinemetal 260 AUGUST BURNS RED RELEASE VIDEO FOR “CREAMPIE” July 27th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks So I sat down to whack off to this new […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 WEDNESDAY 13 UNVEILS NEW SIDE OF VAN ALBUM ART July 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was really nice of Wednesday 13 to let his […]
