Tour de Force 500 THE OCEAN: U.S. TOUR NOT HAPPENING September 2nd, 2011 at 11:00am Dave Mustein You guys know that really good band that got fucked […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 420 LET’S TALK ABOUT THE ALBUM ART FOR LOUTALLICA’S LULU… September 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, or whatever the heck they’re calling the Metallica/Lou Reed […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: ENCORE September 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks 1 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: ENCORE” width=”500″ height=”373″ /> […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 100 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: QUEENSRYCHE’S OPERATION: MINDCRIME MAKES THE HALL OF FAME September 1st, 2011 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
The Webernets 220 WEIRD, SORTA CREEPY METALLICA FAN WANTS TO HELP YOU GO TO SLEEP September 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why he this dude, who calls himself […]
...And F*ck You Too 730 WORST THING EVER OF THE WEEK, PART 2: DESIGN THE SKYLINE’S VIDEO FOR “BREAK FREE FROM YOUR LIFE” September 1st, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I had no fucking clue who Design the Skyline were […]
What the...?? 970 JACK WHITE LICKS THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE’S ASS September 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, I feel vindicated. See, I’ve been telling friends that […]
Contests 4490 CONTEST: WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED GUS G. ESP GUITAR! August 31st, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You know him and you love him; Gus G., mastermind […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 750 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: CONCLUSION August 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Not Quite Metal? 360 RYAN ADAMS DID AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF IRON MAIDEN’S “WASTED YEARS” August 31st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve given Ryan Adams some shit in the past, but […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE VINCE NEIL, SOUNDS BETTER August 31st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Partway through the first song of the Motley Crue concert […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 630 RUSH SIGNS TO ROADRUNNER, ANNOUNCES LIVE ALBUM August 31st, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF I hail Roadrunner Records for their success at landing major label-weened […]
What the...?? 320 JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT PERFORMS NIRVANA’S “LITHIUM” August 31st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And the Hollywood/sorta metal news keeps on keepin’ on… Joseph […]
Cinemetal 300 MARILYN MANSON CALLS SHIA LABEOUF “AN ART RAPIST,” INTENDS IT AS A COMPLIMENT August 31st, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg We heard awhile ago that Shia LaBeouf was directing a […]
New Stuff 110 THE ATLAS MOTH “ACHE FOR THE DISTANCE,” YOU ACHE TO SEE THEM ON TOUR August 31st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Atlas Moth’s new album, An Ache For The Distance, fucking […]
...And F*ck You Too 750 WORST THING EVER OF THE WEEK, PART 1: SKIP THE FOREPLAY’S VIDEO FOR “THIS CITY (WE’RE TAKING OVER)” August 31st, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg I suspect that Skip the Foreplay intended their name to […]
Tour de Force 80 EUROBLAST FEATURING MNEMIC AND TEXTURES! NOW A METALSUCKS JOINT. August 31st, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks MetalSucks readers love to complain that the tours we sponsor […]
Green Eggs and Slam 620 HOW TO WRITE BREAKDOWNS WITH A DECK OF CARDS August 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D If you’re like most musicians these days, there are two […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED STONE SOUR AUDIO SECRECY CD BOOKLET! August 30th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for readers John Steib and Jake Jones. They each […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 370 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “JUST A MAN” August 30th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
