Upcoming Bullsh*t 100 KREATOR’S PHANTOM ANTICHRIST ALBUM ART IS APPROPRIATELY ANTI-CHRIST-Y February 10th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t really have anything intelligent to say about the […]
Cinemetal 150 ACHEODE SUMMON DEVIL GOATS, PISS, & VOMIT IN DEBUT VIDEO FOR “PARASITIC GANGRENE” – FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!! February 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Corey Mitchell Anxiety, the debut release from Italian experimental death metal band […]
...And F*ck You Too 1570 “WHERE CELTIC FROST FAILED, I WILL SUCCEED.” February 10th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader sent us a link to this classified ad, […]
Cinemetal 40 “ALL SHALL FLOAT”: NEW JUNIUS VIDEO, TOUR February 10th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF An extremely welcome surprise in 2011 was Reports From The […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 MUNICIPAL WASTE’S ALBUM ART FOR THE FATAL FEAST IS SSSSSSIIIICCCCKKKKK February 10th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg While I was away recovering from my wisdom tooth extraction, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 MATT DEVRIES QUITS SIX FEET UNDER February 10th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Yeah I really don’t have any information that isn’t in […]
This Sucks 230 OH, C’MON, GUYS, THE NEW IN FLAMES ALBUM WASN’T THAT BAD February 10th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As you may be aware, In Flames and Trivium are […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 40 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBEL MAGAZINE TOUR + U.S. TORTURE TOUR = DEVASTATOR February 9th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks (click to enlarge) Oklahoma City gets all the good stuff. […]
Contests 290 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ISRAELI HUMOUS SHOP EDITION February 9th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks This is Ariella Spector, a self-described MetalSucks reader “hailing from […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 BRUISE CRUISE: CORONER IS TONS OF FUN AT 70,000 TONS OF METAL February 9th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF On Tuesday I caught the movie Titanic‘s big-money scene on […]
Cinemetal 240 STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM METAL February 9th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow the Metallica of filmmakers, George Lucas, will re-release his […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG PERFORMS HIS OWN SONG AT KARAOKE? February 9th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Seriously, can you think of anything more embarrassing and less […]
Hoop Logic 100 HOOP LOGIC: GOD FORBID GUITARIST DOC COYLE ON THE NBA, VOLUME III February 8th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks readers! It’s me Anso DF, MS senior editor […]
Reviews 20 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF BORN LOW, CEREMONY, AND CODE ORANGE KIDS February 8th, 2012 at 3:50pm Gary Suarez On the momentous occasion of Code Orange Kids‘ recent signing […]
Barbarous Book Club 180 BOOK REVIEW: NO REGRETS BY ACE FREHLEY (WITH JOE LAYDEN AND JOHN OSTROSKY) February 8th, 2012 at 3:10pm MetalSucks No regrets? A better title for Ace Frehley’s memoir might […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 LOOK RIGHT PENNY: PARAMORE + SIKTH? February 8th, 2012 at 2:00pm Anso DF To me, nothing is as fully sweet like pop music […]
Editorials 280 AN OPEN LETTER TO KILLSWITCH ENGAGE February 8th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Killswitch Engage, I was very happy to hear that […]
A View From the Pit 1 PHOTOS: A389 RECORDINGS VIII ANNIVERSARY BASH FEATURING EYEHATEGOD, INTEGRITY, AND PULLING TEETH! February 8th, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks Last month, A389 Recordings celebrated their eighth anniversary by inviting a […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ROTTENNESS’ DIE WEGE DER LUST! February 7th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for reader Rob Riege! He correctly identified last […]
\m/ 670 NEWT GINGRINCH SUFFERS TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 7th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that some right-leaning readers hate it when we […]