Reviews 130 STALLONE’S STALLONE IS STALLONEY February 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Here’s the dilemma — a musician, Juan Montoya (Torche, MonstrO) […]
\m/ 60 THIS IMMORTAL CAKE IS INCREDIBLE February 24th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Jessa Blavatsky from SlaytaniCakes recently posted the below photo of […]
Tweet Twat 220 BUY COURTNEY LOVE A PRESENT (SHE DESERVES IT) February 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Courtney Love’s birthday isn’t until July, but that didn’t stop […]
New Stuff 130 UGLY IN THE MORNING: NAPALM DEATH + ASPHYX FULL ALBUM STREAMS February 24th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If you’re like me, you woke up this morning feeling […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 WEIRD! FLOTSAM AND JETSAM SINGER’S SON IS ON AMERICAN IDOL February 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Per my worship of Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler, I hung […]
Necrolust 80 DEATH EVOCATION: IMPOSER, SWALLOWED, DEFAMER February 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In regards to the title: It would be super adorable […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 60 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE ROB ZOMBIE-FREE ZOMBIE ISSUE IS HERE! February 23rd, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Cinemetal 80 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: LIVE PERFORMANCE VIDEO EDITION FEATURING AS I LAY DYING, DARK TRANQUILLITY, AND DELIVER US FROM EVIL February 23rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 230 HIGH ON FIRE UNRAVEL DE VERMIS MYSTERIIS February 23rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Between the news of Mike Smith’s departure from Suffocation, JuggaloBook, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 400 DRUMMER MIKE SMITH PARTS WAYS WITH SUFFOCATION February 23rd, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would seem that drummer Mike Smith has split with […]
The Webernets 1170 JUGGALOBOOK: LIKE FACEBOOK, ONLY FAYGOIER February 23rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope you guys have diapers, because you are definitely […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 PIT ROMNEY: BLACK N BLUE BOWL DROPPIN’ MANY STUNNERS February 23rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez Sure, Dave Mustaine may have given–and then tentatively rescinded–his endorsement […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 THY EP BE DONE February 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s been a minute since we’ve gotten anything new from […]
Barbarous Book Club 120 FROM THE GENIUSES BEHIND ILLUD DIVINUM INSANUS – THE REMIXES February 23rd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of terrible fucking plans, Steven Adler’s mom has written […]
New Stuff 240 ILLUD SH*TUS REMIXUS: MORBID ANGEL STREAMING MORE SONGS THAN ARE ON MOST ALBUMS February 23rd, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I just read on Metal Underground that Morbid Angel are […]
Br00tal-lists 650 YEP! WE MADE ANOTHER LIST… February 22nd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks We’ve had so much fun with our past lists, like […]
Green Eggs and Slam 710 THIS NU-METAL BAND IS CRAZY, DON’T MESS WITH THEM!! February 22nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D The old days were the best, am I right?? I […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 NORWAY’S DUNDERBEIST: U JAM? February 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF I’m an unlikely fan of Dunderbeist’s Black Hearts & […]
The Webernets 250 “I’D BE SURPRISED IF THEY HAVE, LIKE, ONE WHOLE TESTICLE IN THE WHOLE BAND” February 22nd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s the funniest thing you’ll see all day. Hopefully you […]
Cinemetal 1 “BREED TO BREED”: THE NEW WORMROT VIDEO IS GREAT February 22nd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it just me, or have metal videos been getting, […]
