Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 HOLY SH*T, THE NEW GAZA ALBUM ART IS SWEET May 23rd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Gaza have unveiled the album art for their new, y’know, […]
\m/ 0 THIS ORCHESTRAL COVER OF CONVERGE’S “DARK HORSE” IS PRETTY SWEET May 23rd, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I just saw (well, heard, really) this orchestral cover of […]
New Stuff 0 MUNICIPAL WASTE AND TOXIC HOLOCAUST TRAP YOU IN HELL May 23rd, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Good morning! Did you sleep well? Yeah I don’t really […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 I wrote a slam metal song about DEMI LOVATO (srs) May 22nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D That’s right guise, this is the first demo from my […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF DRAGONFORCE’S THE POWER WITHIN! May 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hip-hip hooray for reader Dakota! Dakota correctly identified last week’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 HE CARES A LOT: HELP FNM’S RODDY BOTTUM RIDE AGAINST HIV May 22nd, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF A dude could be kinda defeated and detached about AIDS, […]
Reviews 0 ROCK OF ÆGES May 22nd, 2012 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Check your preconceptions at the door when you’re first crossing […]
Black Collar Workers 0 POOR METALLICA CAN’T LIVE OFF OF ALBUM ROYALTIES ALONE ANYMORE May 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So you think your favorite underground bands are the only […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 WTF?!? ROB ARNOLD RETIRES FROM TOURING, SIX FEET UNDER ANNOUNCES REPLACEMENT May 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg photo by Scott Ferrara Well, this is certainly a surprise: […]
Cinemetal 0 MAGRUDERGRIND WERE ON HBO’S VEEP May 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Has anyone else been watching Veep, the new HBO series? […]
\m/ 0 GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RIPS THE GUITAR SOLO FROM THE EAGLES’ “HOTEL CALIFORNIA” May 22nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know it’s a cliché, but the guitar solo from […]
Metal Merch 0 NOW FOR SALE ON EBAY: BLACK SABBATH’S INTEGRITY May 21st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Needless to say, some fans are really, really pissed that […]
Metalcal Marijuana 0 GET STONED AND LISTEN TO BELZEBONG May 21st, 2012 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Like Cannabis Corpse, Poland’s Belzebong have a hilarious name that’s […]
Contests 0 CONTEST: WIN VIP TICKETS TO THIS YEAR’S ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK MAYHEM FESTIVAL! May 21st, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks This year’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival brings the best […]
Reviews 0 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF THE BEAUTIFUL ONES, GIT SOME, AND WREAK HAVOC May 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez An asterisk amidst the exclamation points, Git Some play atypical […]
New Stuff 0 MARIA BRINK GOT A HAT May 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Every now and then, Maria Brink will really throw her […]
Cinemetal 0 AMAZINGLY, SHERI MOON ZOMBIE WAS NOT CAST AS AN ANT May 21st, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, Rob Zombie directed a Woolite commercial, and having now […]
What the...?? 0 WHO THE HELL IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW DORO ALBUM? May 21st, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The below photo of Doro Pesch, who will turn forty-eight […]
Tour de Force 0 SPEAKING OF GERIATRIC REUNION ACTS: VAN HALEN TOUR POSTPONEMENT EXPLAINED May 21st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week, Van Halen postponed thirty-one summer shows without explanation, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 BLACK SABBATH SH*T STORM CONTINUES: TOMMY CLUFETOS NEW DRUMMER, BILL WARD OFF WEBSITE BY REQUEST, WAR OF WORDS WITH GEEZER BUTLER May 21st, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So, clearly, this whole Black Sabbath/Bill Ward debacle is going […]
