Reviews 0 COREY MITCHELL’S MARCH 2012 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) – PART 2 June 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell To recap: March 2012 was FUCKING STELLAR!!! Here’s the first […]
Cinemetal 0 SEBASTIAN BACH IS SENSITIVE, STANDING IN AN ELEVATOR June 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This one time a girl broke my heart real, real […]
Cinemetal 0 TRAILER FOR LAMB OF GOD’S AS THE PALACES BURN DOCUMENTARY June 6th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lamb of God have a new feature-length documentary, As the […]
Tour de Force 0 SEAN REINERT IS A TROOPER June 6th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg POOP. Sean Reinert, the tenth best drummer in modern metal, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 EXCLUSIVE: DARKEST HOUR ISSUES STATEMENT REGARDING BASSIST PAUL BURNETTE’S DEPARTURE, WELCOMES AARON DEAL June 6th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks New Darkest Hour bassist Aaron Deal (ex-Salome) If you’ve seen […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 AXL ROSE HAS MORE JEWELRY THAN YOUR MOM June 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Some asshole who is now guaranteed to be the target […]
The People Have Spoken 0 JUST GOES TO PROVE MY AGE OLD THEORY — CROATIANS LOVE W.A.S.P. June 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He did NOT see that coming! Update, 10:27 a.m.: Now there’s […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ROYAL THUNDER’S CVI! June 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A big trampoline jump for reader Erin O’Grady, who correctly […]
Cinemetal 0 METALLICA’S MOST (DELIBERATELY) FUNNY MOMENTS June 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Shane Gillis sent this in. I don’t really have […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 CAN U BELIEVE THIS W.A.S.P. JAM??? June 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF In the early ’80s, W.A.S.P. ranked a firm AVOID cuz […]
SnarkNotes 0 SNARKNOTES: KORPIKLAANI’S “KUNNIA” June 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Context Korpiklaani is a Finnish folk metal band who do not always sing […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 MARDUK NEWS: PIECES OF DEAD’S BRAIN, NEW MARDUK OUT TODAY, PANTS TO BE SHAT June 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF It was reported Monday that Marduk guitarist Morgan Steinmeyer Håkansson […]
Tour de Force 0 MELVINS TO TOUR ALL FIFTY STATES IN FIFTY-ONE DAYS June 5th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, you can’t accuse the Melvins of lacking ambition. The […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ANTARCTICA 52-DAY BOAT EXPEDITION EDITION June 5th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Seth representin’ MS at Tristan da Cunha Antarctic Wildlife Guide, […]
Reviews 0 REVIEW: THE CORY SMOOT EXPERIMENT, WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE June 5th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Guitarist Corey Smoot passed away from a heart attack while […]
New Stuff 0 OMG, THE DUDES IN GYPSYHAWK MUST BE SUCH NERDS June 5th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The new Gypsyhawk jam is called “Hedgeking,” which is apparently […]
New Stuff 0 PERIPHERY “MAKE TOTAL DESTROY” June 5th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night, Vince and I got high (Nnnnnnooooo!) and saw […]
Music Dorkery 0 COSPLAYERS LIP SYNCH TO BON JOVI’S “IT’S MY LIFE” June 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video would probably be way more inspirational and stuff […]
Tour de Force 0 AWWWW… PER-SE-VER-ANCE! HATEBREED ANNOUNCE TOUR WITH WHITECHAPEL, ALL SHALL PERISH June 4th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t even realize this, but Hatebreed’s Perseverance — which […]
