Music Dorkery 0 THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF RIDING A HARLEY July 13th, 2012 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Agile makes a ten string guitar now. Because you want […]
Cinemetal 0 SEMARGL ARE BETTING YOU’LL WATCH THEIR NEW VIDEO BECAUSE THERE ARE BOOBS IN IT July 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But the joke is is on Semargl, because computers have […]
Metal in the Media 0 STEVEN TYLER QUIT AMERICAN IDOL July 13th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg At this point in history, I don’t really know how […]
New Stuff 0 “THE TRUTH WEIGHS” WHATEVER THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF THE MEMBERS OF GAZA IS July 13th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Gaza’s “The Truth Weighs Nothing,” which is now streaming over […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 JOB FOR A RED CHORDBOY July 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bad news: Job for a Cowboy are about to start […]
New Stuff 0 ALL HAIL ENABLER’S ALL HAIL THE VOID July 13th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Like the cover for Terrorizer’s Hordes of Zombies, Enabler’s album art […]
Editorials 0 HERE’S HARLEY FLANAGAN’S ACCOUNT OF THE CRO-MAGS STABBING July 13th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Former Cro-Mags bassist Harley Flanagan stabbed two current members of the […]
This Sucks 0 HERE’S THE LATEST ON RANDY BLYTHE July 13th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Randy Blythe has now been in jail for two weeks, […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCHES 13-16: SCOTT IAN VS. J. COSTA, CHRIS ADLER VS. BJORN GELOTTE, SHAVO ODADJIAN VS. SANFORD PARKER, ANDY WILLIAMS VS. JOHN BAIZLEY July 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Well well well: yesterday’s match-ups sure were br00tal! Once again […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: ANNOUNCING THE 100TH ISSUE CELEBRATION!!! July 12th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 ANY NEW PIG DESTROYER NEWS IS GOOD PIG DESTROYER NEWS July 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, hey, it ain’t much, but I’ll take it… Earlier […]
Editorials 0 RANDY BLYTHE AND THE NEW AMERICAN GOSPEL OF EXCEPTIONALISM July 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Emotions continue to run high surrounding the case of Randy […]
Editorials 0 BREAKING: THE U.S. EMBASSY IN PRAGUE “CANNOT DISCUSS” RANDY BLYTHE CASE July 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that the U.S. Embassy in Prague has […]
Cinemetal Premieres 0 EXCLUSIVE CINEMETAL PREMIERE: DARKEST HOUR’S “SEVERED INTO SEPARATES” July 12th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Darkest Hour have been a favorite of MetalSucks since time […]
Tour de Force 0 ROB ZOMBIE AND MARILYN MANSON GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND TERRIBLE MUSIC July 12th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks You don’t have to be smart like Frankie from Emmure […]
Editorials 0 TOMMY LEE EXPLAINS THAT WHOLE “I DON’T WANNA TAKE PICTURES WITH FANS” THING July 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month, Tommy Lee posted this whole rant on Facebook […]
Metal Merch 0 ANDREW W.K. MAKES BRONIES SHIRTS NOW July 12th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In September, Andrew W.K. will appear at a My Little […]
Tweet Twat 0 HOW DARE WE NOT APPRECIATE FRANKIE PALMERI July 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg One fun thing about being Frankie Palmeri is that he […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCHES 9-12: JOHANN HEGG VS. IRON LUNG, DIMEBAG VS. PAUL SPECKMANN, STEVE VON TILL VS. TIM MILLAR, MARK MORTON VS. PER WIBERG July 11th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks While down n’ dirty deity Aaron Turner just barely managed […]
The Leads Are Weak 0 THE LEADS ARE WEAK: GET WEIRD WITH SOME COOL, NEW SCALES July 11th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey man, I love the standard major, minor, and pentatonic […]