The Leads Are Weak 0 THE LEADS ARE WEAK: BLUE BOX MAC AND CHEESE July 27th, 2012 at 1:20pm MetalSucks I’ve got the blue box blues. I just ate a […]
Cinemetal 0 LOL WUT: BRET MICHAELS TO MAKE HIS OWN LIFE STORY AS A MOVIE July 27th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg From a recent piece on Bret Michaels in the The […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 EPICLOUD TEASER SUGGESTS DEVIN TOWNSEND MAY BE WORKING ON THE BEST RECORD EVER July 27th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course, but only a little bit — […]
New Stuff 0 IT WOULD SEEM THIS IS A STUDIO RECORDING OF DOWN’S “MISFORTUNE TELLERS” July 27th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg In May, Down debuted a new song, “Misfortune Tellers,” live; […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 NEW ARSIS ALBUM WILL BE CALLED UNWELCOME; ALBUM ART PREVIEW AVAILABLE July 27th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Riddickart’s Mark Riddick — who our own Rodney Githens once called […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 THE FINAL FOUR! ANDY WILLIAMS VS. VALIENT HIMSELF July 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday’s match between Dimebag and Sean Z. was easily our […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: TESTAMENT GRACE THE COVER OF THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE! July 26th, 2012 at 4:15pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Cinemetal 0 SAINT OF WHAT? TERRIBLE BROMOSHCORE? July 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Assuming that the unexciting, unsatisfying, unimaginative, unsophisticated, unmoving, impatient, thuggish, […]
Tour de Force 0 MEEK IS MURDER READY VINYL RELEASE, ANNOUNCE NEW TOUR DATES July 26th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is terrific news! Meek is Murder have announced that […]
Reviews 0 STAM1NA ARE #ONE ON NOCEBO July 26th, 2012 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I like to think of myself as a pretty open-minded […]
Lick My Label 0 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ROADRUNNER July 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Following massive layoffs at Roadrunner Records earlier this year, both Machine […]
Cinemetal 0 BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS: THE DARK KNIGHT ROSE July 26th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Batman pwned The Avengers last weekend. Not at the box […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 STILL THE MEDICINE MAN: PHIL ANSELMO RELEASES NEW SINGLE WITH DOWN, BEGINS TO SHOP AUTOBIOGRAPHY, LAUNCHES HORROR FILM FESTIVAL July 26th, 2012 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg It’s a big, big morning for Phil Anselmo — we’ve […]
Tour de Force 0 IN FLAMES TO REPLACE LAMB OF GOD ON HEAVY MTL AND HEAVY TO FESTS July 26th, 2012 at 9:49am Axl Rosenberg Heavy MTL’s officially Twitter account just posted the following: I […]
This Sucks 0 BREAKING: DETHKLOK/LAMB OF GOD/GOJIRA TOUR OFFICIALLY CANCELLED July 26th, 2012 at 9:33am Axl Rosenberg On Monday, venues began to alert customers that the upcoming […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 THE FINAL FOUR! DIMEBAG VS. SEAN Z. July 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Well, color us surprised! We thought yesterday’s bout between Valient […]
Interviews 0 GOLF BALL FACTORIES, TERM PAPER CHEATS, AND THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: AN INTERVIEW WITH KARL SANDERS OF NILE July 25th, 2012 at 4:15pm MetalSucks True story: I went to see The Faceless and Decrepit […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 POSSIBLY THE BEST PRANK IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER EVER EVER July 25th, 2012 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… cough, cough… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… cough… wheeze… cough… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -AR Major thanks […]
New Stuff 0 WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU MEAN DJ LETHAL WASN’T THE TALENTED ONE IN LIMP BIZKIT? July 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though I’m confident that he’s a total twat because […]
