Studio Stuff 0 David Draiman is Producing the New Trivium Album January 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about disturbing.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Botanist, IV: Mandragora January 16th, 2013 at 5:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Prepare for your death at the hands of a plant derived from the post-mortem ejaculation of a hanged man!
The Leads Are Weak 0 The Leads Are Weak: “Violin-ce,” a New Approach to Arpeggios January 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Tony takes inspiration from Nuno Bettencourt — via Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure — in his latest guitar technique column.
Viral Vomit 0 Key & Peele Listen to Death Metal January 16th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “It doesn’t really seem like music to me.”
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Chainsaw Penis: The Worst Band in the World January 16th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Ocarinacore?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Angist, TBA January 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks There’s someone in this band named Gyða Hrund Þorvaldsdóttir!
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Indonesia Volcano Edition January 16th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks reader Sidney R. is rewarded with a box o’ metal goodies for sending in these epic pics.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Nergal Playing a Nazi January 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t fret, it’s a comedy.
New Stuff 0 Stream Rotten Sound’s Grindiculously Good New EP January 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg DO IT!
Editorials 0 Johnny Plague Says What the Remaining Members of For Today Will Not January 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Winds of Plague frontman says anti-gay comments are “narrow minded.” Now if only For Today would publicly agree with him.
Cinemetal 0 Dave Grohl’s Sound City Hits Video on Demand in Just Two Weeks! January 16th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, check out Grohl’s new collaboration with Corey Taylor!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s 3D Movie Gets a Title, Release Date, and… Lead Actor? January 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, did you say “a lead actor”???
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Lycus, TBA January 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Will their debut full-length shed any light on this mysterious funeral doom outfit?
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! January 15th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rarely have I made it so easy to win free swag.
New Stuff 0 Are You Hip to Gloria Morti? January 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because I wasn’t until earlier today, and I’m glad that I am now!
Tour de Force 0 Sevendust/Lacuna Coil Tour Will Include Coal Chamber After All January 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck me naked with a spoon.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: The Monolith Deathcult, Tetragrammaton January 15th, 2013 at 3:00pm Dave Mustein Now go look up “tetragrammaton.”
Editorials 0 Is Axl Rose Old and Frail, or Just Pretentious? January 15th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, since when is this dude so happy-go-lucky???
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will F*ck Your Face Off in 2013: Hacride, TBA January 15th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Ever wanted to feel like Hercules with an incomprehensible French accent?
