New Stuff 0 Portal: Now Rounder February 7th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to another new song from the band’s upcoming release, Vexovoid!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Mike Patton Exposes Himself February 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Is it the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Wanna Hear Me Out About Killer Dwarfs? February 7th, 2013 at 4:00pm Anso DF They’re ’80s hair metal. They’re Canadian. They’re called Killer Dwarfs. But u jam??
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Marilyn Manson Does an Impersonation of His Own Career February 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Which is to say, he collapsed.
Cinemetal 0 Black Metal Spends the Day at the Beach in Muse’s New Video for “Supremacy” February 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I guess it’s just a non-metal-bands-using-metal-dudes-in-their-video kinda day.
\m/ 0 Sir Elton F*cking John to Appear on New Queens of the Stone Age Album February 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ssssswwwwweeeeeet.
Cinemetal 0 Now Danny Carey Says the New Tool Album Might Still Come Out in 2013 February 7th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also, he’s contributed to the new Superman movie!
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Municipal Waste in a New Vans Commercial February 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Take THAT, Metallica!
Editorials 0 There is Only One Vocalist Who Should Guest on the New Megadeth Album February 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Gwar Reviews Lincoln February 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Could the film have been improved by female nudity?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 The Devil’s Blood Details Post Break-Up Releases February 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Anso DF Two weeks ago, The Devil’s Blood broke up suddenly. Now, some details!
Necrolust 0 Winter War: Finland Vs. Russia February 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Here are a handful of essential new (and not so new) listens from either side of the isthmus.
Reviews 0 Suffocation’s Pinnacle of Bedlam: “Pinnacle” Indeed February 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Suffocation’s latter day releases continue to be in a class of their own.
A View From the Pit 0 Photos: The 2013 NAMM Show, Anaheim, California February 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Guitar porn!
Metal in the Media 0 Ted Nugent Was on Piers Morgan, Seemed Very Intelligent February 6th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of those statements is actually true.
Greatest Hits 0 G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M.’s “Quack like a Duck” Justifies Humanity’s Entire Existence February 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is NSFW, but you need to go somewhere you can watch it and do so RIGHT NOW.
What the...?? 0 CBS Issues E-Mail Warning: No Visible Boobies, Butts, “Puffy” Genitals, or Political Causes Allowed at The Grammys February 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A sample from this real CBS memo: “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Brilliant Lyricist Bret Michaels Speaks Out for Puppies and Kitties Who Cannot Speak for Themselves February 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I probably shouldn’t be giving the Poison singer shit for this, but COME THE FUCK ON.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: New Videos from Slash, Omnium Gatherum, Coliseum, Ancient VVisdom, The Ghost Inside, Gloria Morti, and Steel Engraved February 6th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some mostly not-very-good clips for some very, very good songs.
This Sucks 0 No New Tool Album This Year February 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg UGH, worst news EVER.
