Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Today in Wintersun: Time II Won’t Be Released Until 2014 February 13th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Wintersun fans, you poor bastards.
Level Up 0 Level Up: Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master February 13th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look at the third entry into the Genesis series Shinobi.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Studio Stuff 0 Today in Black Sabbath: New Behind-the-Scenes Studio Video February 13th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Botanist’s “Nourishing the Fetus (Mandragora IV)” February 13th, 2013 at 1:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Get your face fucked off by this new Botanist track!
\m/ 0 Today in Dio: Killer Aerosmith Cover with Yngwie Malmsteen on Guitar February 13th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Dream On” suddenly sounds a thousand times more bad-ass.
Reunion Mania 0 Today in Van Halen: David Lee Roth “Would Always Look Forward” to a Reunion with Michael Anthony, but “Ed Has His Own Vision” February 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A surprising moment of honesty from Diamond Dave reveals that all may not be hunky-dory in VanHaland.
Editorials 0 Today in Demon Hunter: Band Supports the Troops, Not Torture February 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Band responds to the news that the Seal Team 6 member who killed Osama bin Laden was a fan.
Moppet Metal 0 Conclude Your Day with a Little Girl Moshing to Bad Brains February 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This youngster’s got “Attitude”!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! February 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It is as though these bands do not want to make new fans.
Cinemetal 0 Amaranthe’s “The Nexus” Stinks Like Green Farts February 12th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The best thing about this band is that the guitarist is named Olof Morck.
Reviews 0 My Oh Meir: Kvelertak Fall Into the Sophomore Slump February 12th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not terrible, but a letdown to be sure.
New Stuff 0 Terror “Live by the Code” February 12th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “If you can hear it, that means it’s playing.”
Exclusive 0 Exclusive: Valient Thorr Studio Footage! February 12th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Metal’s kings of good vibes are currently recording their sixth album.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Enabler’s “Live Low” February 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Turn your speakers WAY up and jam the ultimate “fuck you” song.
Studio Stuff 0 8 Simple Rules for Getting Your Band Ready to Record in the Studio February 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Follow these guidelines to save yourself time and money, AND have a good laugh in the process!
Tour de Force 0 Hatebreed Add More U.S. Tour Dates, Awesome Support Acts February 12th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every Terror Job is Hell.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 12, 2013 February 12th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Listen to this week’s new releases and your ears will be whisked off to Italy, Pennsylvania, insane-ass Finland, and worse!
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
This Sucks 0 Pragaash, Kashmir’s First All-Girl Rock Band, Forced to Disband Due to Death Threats February 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Kashmir Chief Minister Omar Abdullah does not believe any legal action is necessary against the Grand Mufti, who publicly declared a fatwa on the girls.
