New Stuff 0 Intronaut Weld Some Sh*t February 18th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If you don’t listen to this awesome new song, you’ll be a loser, and your parents and friends won’t love you anymore.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Pig Out To February 16th, 2013 at 5:54pm Kip Wingerschmidt Listen up, piggies!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Academic About Moshing February 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recapping the week’s biggest stories.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Your Label Needs A Name, “Tradecraft” Is Taken February 15th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, u remember esteemed labels like Flawless Records? Machine Shop Records? Elementree Records? Of course u don’t!
Not Quite Metal? 0 Let Jakob Help You Mellow Out February 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This Will Destroy You.
Cinemetal 0 What Would Anyone Enjoy About UnSaid Fate? February 15th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I can think of two things.
New Stuff 0 Shining “Won’t Forget” February 15th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Norwegian one, FYI.
Cinemetal 0 Hang with Hanging Garden February 15th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out the Finnish band’s new video for the song “At Every Door.”
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 True Facts: Look Right Penny’s New Jam! February 15th, 2013 at 1:30pm Anso DF U are sexy. Look Right Penny’s brand new jam ripz. These are facts.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Five Best Metal Songs About Meteors February 15th, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Meteor falls from the sky in Russia, injuring hundreds. What are you gonna score that to, Beyoncé?
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Slayer’s South of Heaven Enters the Decibel Hall of Fame! February 14th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Newlywed Kerry King was not a major part of the creative process, Tom Araya started experimenting with cleaner vocals, and the mutually beneficial Rick Rubin era came to a somewhat contentious end.
Reviews 0 Tomahawk are Delightfully Odd Fellows on Oddfellows February 14th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The band rebounds from 2007’s disappointing Anonymous.
New Stuff 0 Nails Tear You a “Wide Open Wound” February 14th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg If this song doesn’t make you wanna set the world on fire, there is something wrong with you.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Bad News: I Dare to Push Rude, Evil Hens is NOT the Title of the New Alice in Chains Album February 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Neither is Our Stupid Elves Hate Hinder.
New Stuff 0 Devin Townsend Plays an “Ode to a Parking Lot” February 14th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So relaxing!
Music Dorkery 0 Heavy Metal Cardboard Box February 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s fun! It’s educational! It can make you sound heavy when you have no real musical skill!!!
Tour de Force 0 Hope You Weren’t Excited for Cradle of Filth’s U.S. Tour February 14th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Because it’s cancelled.
Tour de Force 0 Bolt Thrower to Throw Bolts in Seven U.S. Cities February 14th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Read on to find out where you can be a bolt catcher.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Today in Alice in Chains: Band Releases New Title in the Form of an Anagram February 13th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay Scrabble fanatics, get Scrabblin’…
Reviews 0 Palm Mutes of Madness: Portal’s Typically Atypical Vexovoid February 13th, 2013 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar If you think about it, Portal have already done more […]