New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lair of the Minotaur Return to Slay God March 20th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’ll release a new 7″ EP for record store day!!!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Exclusive: Steel Panther Studio Report FTS! March 20th, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF An ejaculation of exclusive info on the upcoming Steel Panther record! For the splooge!!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Think They’re Willy Wonka, Might Be Right March 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re given away Golden Tickets with the reissue of Opiate. Will the winners INHERIT TOOL?!?!?!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Marilyn Manson Thinks He’s Batman, Is Wrong March 20th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg He’s basically the Gob Bluth of metal.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 And the New Guitar Player for Textures Is… March 20th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s not the lady.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: “Scornstar” by Arsis March 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Check out the band’s vicious new single.
Tour de Force 0 Lamb of God, Decapitated, Terror, and The Acacia Strain: A Tour You Shall Be Attending March 20th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Why even pretend you’re not going to this?
Reunion Mania 0 Lord Worm Reuniting with Cryptopsy March 20th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But is it just for one show, or forever-ever-ever???
Tour de Force 0 Scion Rock Fest 2013 is Shaping Up Nicely March 20th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Testament, Melvins, Municipal Waste and more announced for latest edition of the free event.
Cinemetal 0 Loiter Squad: Black Metal March 19th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Forty-three seconds of distraction.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 That Time New Order Satirized Hair Metal March 19th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A perfect parody of 1980s glam metal clips, courtesy of the director of Zero Dark Thirty.
New Stuff 0 H.I.M.’s “Lips Go Blue” March 19th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Finland’s dreamiest metal band releases new single.
Tour de Force 0 Newsted Gets Staind March 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you ever hoped the makers of “I Dissapear” and “For You” would team up, I’ve got some good news for you. Everyone else: we’re fucked.
New Stuff 0 Stream The Modern Age Slavery’s Requiem for Us All in its Entirety March 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Let these Italians beat you like you were pizza dough.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Children of Bodom Wear a Halo of Blood March 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Band announces new album + unveils the cover art, too!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013 March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?
New Stuff 0 Wake Up to Killswitch Engage’s “New Awakening” March 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Start your day with a fresh cup o’ joe and a fresh cup o’ metalcore.
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
Contests 0 Contest: Send Us the Best Video of Yourself Playing Air Guitar to Axel Rudi Pell, Win One of ARP’s Stage Fans, a Limited Edition Circle of the Oath LP Box Set, and More! March 18th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Now your hair can flow in the artificial wind just like Axel’s does!!!
