Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here is the First Photo of Carcass’ New Line-Up April 19th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “slow news day.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Autopsy Give Great Head(less) April 19th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Their new album art is siqq!
Cinemetal 0 Jimmy Bower Looks Hot in a Bra April 19th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Down performs with members of Sepultura, but it’s Bower’s electric sex appeal that really catches our interest.
Cinemetal 0 Amorphis’ Days are Hopeless April 19th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg New video from the Finnish metallers.
Cinemetal 0 Phil Anselmo’s “Rock N’ Roll Manifesto”: AC/DC Becomes Poetry April 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is Anselmo the Morgan Freeman of metal???
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Off to a Horrible Start April 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
Tweet Twat 0 Devin Townsend Regrets His One-Night Stand with His Ex April 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Performs “Love?” in Mexico and Chile, but kinda wishes he hadn’t.
Metal Tech 0 Chimaira Wear a Crown of Phantoms April 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Band announces new album, launches an Indiegogo campaign to make deluxe edition, and unveils ninety seconds of new music.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Stream the new Cannibal Corpse Flexi Disc! April 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Extreme pain is what you need to feel!
New Stuff 0 Listen to “God is Dead,” Black Sabbath’s First New Song with Ozzy Osbourne in Thirty-Five Fifteen Years April 18th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Was it worth the wait?
Cinemetal 0 Alice in Chains Have Big Stones April 18th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh I see what they did there.
...And F*ck You Too 0 New Suffokate Vocalist Matty Kay Praises Old Suffokate Vocalist Holden Ear’s Lyrics April 18th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is dickdiculous.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top Five Most Hellacious Jobs in Metal, Presented by Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell [Sponsored Post] April 18th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These jobs make your shitty gig feel like a walk in the park.
\m/ 0 Video: High School Percussion Ensemble Covers Between the Buried and Me’s “Bloom” April 18th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wisconsin students perform a song even BTBAM have yet to perform.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: Officially a Liar April 18th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He should be dead or in prison by now.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Who Still Cares About Black Sabbath Anyway? April 18th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com continues with a debate about the relevance of Black Sabbath in 2013.
Greatest Hits 0 The Red Chord’s Guy Kozowyk is a Police Officer Now April 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I wonder if this means his activities now have to stay off the black market?
Cinemetal 0 I Have No Idea What the F*ck is Going On in the New Sodom Video April 18th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t mean that as praise.
Tour de Force 0 I’m Czo Czar-ry for You if You Miss Czar (& Killing Joke) Live April 17th, 2013 at 5:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt I’m NOT joking. I will kill you. You’ll be Czar-ry.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Oblivion’s Sweet Video for “Canon 1 in E Minor” April 17th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Have you gotten your dose of classical-music-infused metal today?
