Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Watch Opeth’s Mikael Åkerfeldt Shop for Albums June 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks And learn about one time he traded a Predator poster for a Sodom album!
This Sucks 0 Dillinger News Round-Up: Ben Weinman Breaks His Hand, The Westboro Baptist Church Wants to Give Greg Puciato a Hug June 6th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of this is funny and some of it just sucks.
Metal Merch 0 I’m Confused About the Continuity of Kiss Kids June 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A new comic book envisions all the members of Kiss as children together… which isn’t possible.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Calls Fan “Faggot,” “Cunt,” Has Him Thrown Out of Show June 6th, 2013 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg This should help Mustaine’s image.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 The Voice‘s Amber Carrington Does Not Remember the Lyrics for Skid Row’s “I Remember You” June 6th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Isn’t that ironic?
Tour de Force 0 Nine Inch Nails: North American Tour Dates Announced! June 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HUZZAH!
Cinemetal 0 Let The Chariot’s Stephen “Stevis” Harrison Dance His Way Into Your Heart June 6th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Get down with your bad self!
Megadick 0 Megadeth’s Super Collider Projected to sell 10-14,000 Copies Less Than Th1rt3en in its First Week of Release June 6th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Bigger promotional budget ≠ bigger sales.
Tim Lambesis Trial 0 The Word Alive are Single White Female-ing As I Lay Dying June 6th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is this an homage, or an insult???
Punishing Pictorials 0 Time to Feel Old: 30 More Albums You Won’t Believe Came Out Ten Years Ago Already June 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Time to start dying your pubes…
The Leads Are Weak 0 The Leads Are Weak: Building Unorthodox Riffs June 5th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “Marge, are we Jewish?”
Cinemetal 0 Brian May, Slash, Silly White British Rappers Have “Badger Swagger” June 5th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I wonder if this makes Axl Rose happy or sad?
Cinemetal 0 OMG I <3 AGATG June 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s their awesome new video for their awesome new song, “Beast Fist.”
Reviews 0 Everblack: Zen and the Art of The Black Dahlia Murder June 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s hard imagine any fan of The Black Dahlia Murder — or just good death metal — not enjoying Everblack.
New Stuff 0 Chelsea Grin’s Korn Kover is the Musicial Equivalent of Pol Pot “Covering” Hitler June 5th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Hey guys, I really like that whole ‘Step right in, it’s just a shower!’ idea, can we do something like that, too?”
New Stuff 0 It Would Take a Truly “Heroic Dose” of Opiates to Make Me Enjoy the New Newsted Song June 5th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg WARNING: May induce drowsiness. Do not listen when driving or operating heavy machinery.
Tour de Force 0 Mayhem Fest Down a Behemoth June 5th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because Inferno needs surgery.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Video of Slayer’s First Performance Since Dave Lombardo Was Fired and Jeff Hanneman Died June 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ugh.
Randy Blythe Trial 0 Czech Appeals Court Upholds Randy Blythe “Not Guilty” Verdict June 5th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The decision is final, thus putting an end to Blythe’s ordeal once and for all.
New Stuff 0 Children of Bodom’s New Single is Coming For You, Motherfucker June 5th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Stream “Your Days are Numbered”
