Cinemetal 0 This Band Wrote a Metal Song About Social Networks July 31st, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg LOL LMFAO here is @chaosbeyond’s #oneclickaway
Tour de Force 0 The Mighty Gwar Announce Tour with Whitechapel, Iron Reagan, and A Band of Orcs July 31st, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sexual deviance, moshing to ensue.
Show Reviews 0 Show Review: Summer Slaughter Still Slays July 31st, 2013 at 3:00pm Dave Mustein Vocab word of the day: “coprophiliacs.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Arven Bravely Combat Color Blindness Discrimination in Metal July 31st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Black gives way to blue.
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks Preview, Week 3: Ruby the Hatchet July 31st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Royal Thunder fans, get your asses in here and check this shit out!
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview: Ministry’s Al Jourgensen on His Memoir, Hockey, and Hanging with Republican Neighbors July 31st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks We chat with the legendary frontman about this activities on which he now expends his energy.
Editorials 0 John Dolmayan Accidentally Implies that System of a Down May Never Play in Los Angeles Again July 31st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Just me being a dick.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Celebrate the Twentieth Anniversary of Nirvana’s In Utero with a Deluxe Edition of the Album and a Video of a Smoking Hot Girl Covering “Heart-Shaped Box” July 31st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, she’s eighteen.
New Stuff 0 Extinction A.D.: Hanneman Would Approve July 31st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Check out a sweet new thrash band comprising of 3/4ths of This is Hell.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 So the New Soulfly Album Art is Pretty Whack July 31st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It may or may not also be a conscious allusion to the cover of Sepultura’s Roots.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 49 & 50: Killswitch Engage Vs. Pantera, Abigail Williams Vs. Burzum July 30th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Vote now!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s back and unreadabler than ever, baby.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Claims “I am One of the Few Thrash Metal Guys Who are Brave Enough to Delve Into Melody,” is Wrong July 30th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are twenty-six examples to prove my point.
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Wintersun July 30th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Guitarist Teemu Mäntysaari takes us through the entire band’s live setup — racks, amps, computers, guitars and all — in advance of the band’s North American tour.
Reunion Mania 0 The Dead Will Walk the Earth Before There’s a White Zombie Reunion July 30th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thus spake Rob Zombie.
Reviews 0 Late for Nothing: Iwrestledabearonce Ease Into Maturity July 30th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg IWABO’s latest is defined by its improved songwriting and less-schizophrenic feel.
Cinemetal 0 Clowns and Some Light Breaking and Entering: Backstage Stories from Mayhem Fest 2013 July 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Worth watching just to hear Evan Seinfeld reference the horah.
New Stuff 0 You May Be “Disappointed” by the New Nine Inch Nails Song July 30th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this seems pretty boring.
New Stuff 0 Revocation’s Self-Titled Album: You Stream Now! July 30th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do it!!!!
New Stuff 0 “Martyrs”: The New Devil Wears Prada Song is Not Awful July 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s just mediocre!
