Reviews 0 F*ckin’ Eh: Colored Sands and the Mighty Return of Gorguts August 8th, 2013 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar It’s great to refer to Gorguts in the present tense again!
Necrolust 0 Necrolust: Crypt Sermon, Station Dysthymia, Fórn, Leucosis August 8th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Let there be doom.
Cinemetal 0 Sockweb Made a Music Video August 8th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Father/daughter grind duo: still charming!
New Stuff 0 Here’s the Song Asking Alexandria Recorded with Howard Jones August 8th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Drek.
\m/ 0 Pretty Much the Craziest Rammstein Cover You’ll Ever Hear August 8th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Sehnsucht,” as performed by the venerated Sambo Ray, Jr.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 The Semi-Finals: Pantera Vs. In Flames, Ghost Vs. Sunn O))) August 7th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Groove! Melodeath! Retro! Drone! Who will emerge victorious? You decide!!!
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Twenty-Six Genres of Metal in Alphabetical Order August 7th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It loses points for using papyrus, though.
New Stuff 0 Initiate Yourself Into the Black Crown August 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm Dave Mustein Another new exemplar of the fast-growing modern prog-death scene.
Greatest Hits 0 If You Like Bass Dogs, You’ll LOVE Drum Fish August 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Time for some more silly ‘Shop jobs!!!
Contests 0 Dunlop, MetalSucks, and Metal Injection Present The Heaviest Breakdown of All Time Contest: Winners Announced! August 7th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Check out their super-heavy breakdowns right here!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Death Angel’s Dream Calls for Blood August 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg New album coming in October.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Release of Behemoth’s The Satanist Delayed ‘Til 2014 August 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask me why ’cause I don’t know.
New Stuff 0 “Never Never”: So, Korn Fans? Do You Like The Band’s First New Single with Brian “Head” Welch Since 2003? August 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I am asking with all sincerity.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 59 & 60: Slipknot Vs. Ghost, Morbid Angel Vs. In Flames August 6th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Ozzy paid the price for years of mediocrity by […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! August 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s no way this logo says what it allegedly says, is there?
Cinemetal 0 Iwrestledabearonce Battle Literal Buttface in “Boat Paddle” Video August 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video > most summer blockbusters.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Stryper Album Art Would Look Awesome On the Side of Your Van August 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his awesome album art we are healed.
Reunion Mania 0 Emperor Reunion: More Details Revealed August 6th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have good news, and I have bad news.
