Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: High on Fire Hall of Fame September 5th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Surrounded by Thieves is surrounded by praise.
\m/ 0 This Austrian Teacher Made a Korpiklaani Video with His Students September 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What did YOUR kids do in school today?
Reviews 0 Armed for Apocalypse’s The Road Will End: Disaster Porn Done Right September 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks A killer soundtrack for the end of days.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Round-Up: Alice in Chains Double Feature September 5th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg AiC release not one but TWO new videos.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Hip-Hop Sextet World’s Fair is Down with… Burzum? September 5th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today in “HUH?”
Music Dorkery 0 Introducing the Shred-o-Meter, the World’s First Musical Note Speedometer September 5th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It measures your playing in NPS — notes per second.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Best-Kept Secrets Of The Sky September 5th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Progressive Doom comes of age. U jam!
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive: Meek is Murder Everything is Awesome Nothing Matters Video Report from GodCity Studio September 5th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s informative, it’s funny, AND it features some new music!
Contests 0 Euroblast 2013: Vote to Choose the Final Band! September 5th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Twenty finalists, only one slot.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Premiere: Protest the Hero, “Clarity” September 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks The first track to be released from the band’s forthcoming album Volition.
Metal Merch 0 665 Clothing: For Metalheads Who Have Procreated September 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slightly less evil… but slightly more adorable!
Music Dorkery 0 James LaBrie Has HORRIBLE Taste in Music September 4th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even John Petrucci thinks so!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Hair Metal + Idiot Magician Criss Angel = Comedy Gold September 4th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A look into the illusionist’s hilarious past.
This Sucks 0 Necrophobic Vocalist Gets Eighteen Months in Jail for Domestic Abuse September 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band may have to change its name to Analrapephobic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Meek is Murder Made the Best Album Teaser Ever September 4th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kurt Ballou deserves a goddamn Oscar.
Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
Tweet Twat 0 Trivium Reveal Why David Draiman Insists on Typing in ALL CAPS September 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Stupid! You’re so stupid!
New Stuff 0 Fit For An Autopsy Thank Budd Dwyer September 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The politician who killed himself at a press conference is memorialized in awesome new DM song.
This Sucks 0 Lamb of God: Officially NOT Playing Kuala Lumpur September 4th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Department of Islamic Development of Malaysia doesn’t understand reverse-psychology, inadvertently creates hordes of new metal fans.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Win some shit!
