Cinemetal 0 Watch the Trailer for Fameless, The New Comedic Reality Series Starring Mastodon’s Brent Hinds September 24th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know, I can’t believe I just typed that headline, either!
Reviews 0 Noctum’s Final Sacrifice: Rockin’, Yes, Scary, No September 24th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Swedish retro-rockers do enough right to overcome the things they do wrong.
Black Collar Workers 0 Live in Ontario? Looking for a Home? Call Kittie Drummer Mercedes Lander! September 24th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because she sells real estate now.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Enabler, Lord of The Flies EP September 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band’s new release will include the third cover of Sepultura’s “Arise” this year.
New Stuff 0 It Would Be a “Crying Shame” if You Didn’t Listen to the New Motörhead Song September 24th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg New Motörhead is Motörhead.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 24, 2013 September 24th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Metallica’s big concert movie soundtrack comes out today. So does a live release from a related band. One guess.
Editorials 0 Maria Brink’s Butt Adorns In This Moment’s “Whore” Single Art September 23rd, 2013 at 4:58pm Axl Rosenberg But it’s not just a nice tush — it’s a symbol of injustice towards women everywhere!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 3: Every Team Sucks September 23rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie lambasts all the teams that suck this year and discusses Gwar’s Super Bowl halftime show bid.
Poetry In Motion 0 Pot Calls Kettle Brown(ing) September 23rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Horrible scene band blames death of the record biz on horrible scene bands.
Viral Vomit 0 The Best Metal Vocal Cover of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” You Could Ever Possibly Hope For September 23rd, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This will make you wanna get nasty.
New Stuff 0 Stream Doomriders’ Grand Blood Right Granddamn Now September 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We find the album a little disappointing… do you?
Contests 0 Contest: Win a Metallica: Through the Never Prize Pack September 23rd, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks We’re giving away some Through the Never swag.
New Stuff 0 New Supergroup Mutoid Man (members of Cave In, Converge, All Pigs Must Die, Bröhammer) Debuts TONIGHT in Brooklyn! September 23rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Need I say more?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Deicide’s In the Minds of Evil Album Art is Sweet September 23rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: the album now has a release date! Hoo-ray!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 What Has Been Metalcore’s Greatest Contribution to Cock Rock? September 23rd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Trivium, Shadows Fall, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, and Eighteen Visions all tried their hand at getting their glam on. But who did it best?
Black Collar Workers 0 Insane Clown Posse’s Legal Woes Continue: The Gathering of the Juggalos and Psychopathic Records Owe More Than $300K to Vendors September 23rd, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks Makes me feel like I got a deestfal.
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #19, with Axl and Vince: Featuring Special Guest Oderus Urungus of Gwar September 23rd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks This week our guest Oderus Urungus of Gwar explains why the Cyrus family actually have bred the anti-christ, Tim Lambesis and his legal troubles and [...]
This Sucks 0 The Gates of Slumber Take a Dirt Nap September 23rd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg History’s first recorded break-up caused by the loss of a bass player?
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Sunday To Get Earthy To September 22nd, 2013 at 11:11pm Kip Wingerschmidt Happy Smurf Day
