New Stuff 0 Slipknot Announces First New Song with Eloy Casagrande May 16th, 2024 at 9:38am Haela Huntress We write so much about Slipknot around here that we might as well change our name to SlipknotSucks.net.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Following Guitarist’s Exit, Lucas Mann Reiterates “Rings of Saturn IS the Lucas Mann Project” May 15th, 2024 at 10:43am Haela Huntress Lucas Mann was obviously not going to let someone else have all the attention.
Tour de Force 0 Atreyu Announce Full Album Performance of The Curse May 15th, 2024 at 10:08am Haela Huntress If you want to go see Atreyu become an Alex Varkatzas cover band, tickets go on sale today
News 0 Brat Vocalist and Guitarist Get Engaged At Yellowstone National Park May 15th, 2024 at 9:27am Haela Huntress Will there actually be a pit at the wedding?
News 0 Dave Mustaine Makes Obvious Statement, Future of Metal is Fine “As Long As People Make Good Records” May 12th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress Dave Mustaine is officially the John Madden of heavy metal.
New Stuff 0 Vale of Pnath Release New Single “Silent Prayers” May 12th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress If watching this video summons the devil, tell him he owes me ten bucks.
Tour de Force 0 Dead to Fall Announce 20th Anniversary Shows for ‘Villainy & Virtue’ May 12th, 2024 at 9:20am Haela Huntress You can always go onto the band’s social media page and complain that they’re not coming to your city. You know how much band love it when fans do that.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Eloy Casagrande Details Extensive Slipknot Audition Process May 11th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress It seems surprisingly involved for a band that became famous for having some members who just wail on a trash can.
New Stuff 0 Pallbearer to Host Listening Parties for New Album May 11th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress This just sounds uncomfortable.
Breaking the Law 0 The Blue Ridge Rock Festival 2024 is Canceled May 11th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress To the surprise of absolutely nobody.
New Stuff 0 Grand Cadaver Unveil New Track “Skinless Gods” May 5th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress Skinless is the healthiest way to eat your gods. All of the fat is in the skin.
Metal Merch 0 KnuckleBonz Unveils Figurines of Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas and Ghost’s Papa Emeritus IV May 5th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress The Spencer Charnas figure looks more like if John Barrowman played Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho.’
New Stuff 0 Brojob Release New Single “Cocksnatcher” With New Vocalist May 5th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress The song tells the story of a man who lives in the sewers and comes up to the surface to steal penises.
New Stuff 0 Yashira Announces Hiatus After Dropping Surprise Split with Autolith and Drag Pattern May 4th, 2024 at 1:55pm Haela Huntress It’s kind of like the D.C. hardcore scene in the ‘80s, but with slower music and more alligators.
Rampant Rumors 0 Knocked Loose Drummer Responds to Anonymous Allegations, Proves He Has No STIs May 4th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress He gave proof. He gave a surprising amount of proof.
News 0 Primus Auctions Off Instruments from Sick New World Festival to Benefit Children’s Hospital May 4th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress The most wholesome story you’ll ever hear about a band who wrote a song called “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Joel Omans Announces Departure From Rings of Saturn April 28th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress Rings of Saturn are finally in the news for a reason that doesn’t involve the antics of Lucas Mann.
News 0 Tony Martin and Tony Iommi Explain Why Black Sabbath Album ‘Tyr’ Was So Different April 28th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress It’s not called Black Midsummer, after all.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nikki Sixx Maintains That Mötley Crüe Were Shocked That Mick Mars “Quit” April 28th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”
News 0 Roman Candle Dropped From SeeYouSpaceCowboy Tour After Internet Backlash April 27th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress It’s time to talk about everyone’s favorite and least controversial topic: cancel culture!
