Metal in the Media 0 Lamb of God’s “Laid to Rest” Is Featured In the Chip n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers Reboot May 21st, 2022 at 8:59pm Emperor Rhombus Just for a second, but still!
Viral Vomit 0 Just Two Asian Dudes Covering Lamb of God’s “Laid to Rest” in Their Car August 12th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is one of those phenomena that can’t really be explained, like the Paulding Light, or why people enjoy Thy Art is Murder.
Reviews 0 Review: Unleash the Archers’ Phantoma Has an Interesting Concept That Falls Short May 3rd, 2024 at 11:28am C.C. DeLorean Cool idea, lukewarm execution
News 0 Bruce Dickinson Has “No F*cking Interest” in Metal’s Countless Subgenres March 26th, 2024 at 3:21pm Hesher Keenan Maybe there’s too many ‘cores’.
Crisis Averted 0 Dumbass Criminal Gets His Ass Kicked and Arrested Trying to Rob (HED)P.E. January 24th, 2024 at 9:57am Hesher Keenan Talk about having a bad night at the office.
News 0 Roughly Half of Bandcamp’s Staff Laid Off Following Sale to Songtradr [UPDATE] October 16th, 2023 at 3:09pm Hesher Keenan Saw this coming from a mile away…
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Half-Naked Guitarist Arrested for Performing in His Driveway July 7th, 2021 at 8:49am Vince Neilstein He just wanted to rock, but the po-po wouldn’t let him.
Breaking the Law 0 Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer Agrees to Delay ‘Speedy Trial Act’ Rights Citing Covid-19 Restrictions April 2nd, 2021 at 11:10am Vince Neilstein The guitarist will remain in jail while he awaits trial.
\m/ 0 Video: Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams Returns to the Wrestling Ring July 22nd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein What knee injury? The ETID guitarist reigns victorious in a tag-team match.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed The Mark — Wrestlemania 31 April 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie reviews the biggest pro-wrestling event of the year.
Black Collar Workers 0 Guitar Center Laid Off Corporate Employees, Leaked Email Shows February 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Is the company in serious financial trouble?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
The Webernets 140 I BET THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID April 26th, 2010 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg At the new age feel goodery of an elementary school […]
\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
Podcast 0 Homerik’s Ken Candelas on The MetalSucks Podcast #544.5 June 28th, 2024 at 4:58pm Hesher Keenan Here's a special bonus episode highlighting a pretty special project.
News 0 Exodus, Testament, and More Big Names Added to Brutal Assault Festival November 30th, 2023 at 1:00pm Mandy Scythe Lots of heavy American thrash coming your way!
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Sexy, Hilarious, and Absurd Pieces of Metal Merch November 10th, 2023 at 2:09pm Bree Halmstad We have all of your fetishes, guilty pleasures, and more covered.
Br00tal-lists 0 16 Times Black Metal Bands Covered Songs That Were Less Than Kvlt March 10th, 2023 at 2:30pm Bree Halmstad Why so serious?
The Black Pages 0 Blacktracking: 10 Black Metal Bands We Miss November 14th, 2022 at 12:06pm Bree Halmstad How many of these brilliant groups do you remember?
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Metal Albums That Epitomize the Sound of the 2000s September 13th, 2022 at 11:39am Em Shadows Get down with these 2000s classics.
