Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Tucker Carlson Opening for Kid Rock is as Cringey as You’d Expect April 8th, 2024 at 11:36am Hesher Keenan Because nothing says “rock show” like Tucker Carlson.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Tucker Carlson Will Send a Documentary Crew Along With Kid Rock on Tour January 30th, 2022 at 9:28am Emperor Rhombus An echo chamber of anuses.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock Says He’s a Trump Supporter Because He Already “Had the Money in the Bank” September 23rd, 2024 at 9:37am Haela Huntress From ‘Devil Without a Cause’ to Dipshit With a Stupid Cause
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock Gives Up the Grift, Says His Bullsh*t Bud Light Boycott is Over December 12th, 2023 at 11:55am Hesher Keenan What a joke.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman “It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Unvaccinated Skillet Singer: “I Got Zero Poops for ‘The Science'” September 22nd, 2021 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg No sh*t.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Skillet Frontman Blasts Twitter for Banning Trump, Is the Latest Musician Who Doesn’t Understand the First Amendment January 11th, 2021 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg Is he disingenuous or stupid?
Editorials 0 And the U.S. Presidential Candidate to Receive the All-Important Marilyn Manson Endorsement is… September 21st, 2016 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg Election = OVER
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Michael Keene’s Stinky Butt to Blame for Recent Faceless Member Departures October 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The Faceless mastermind reveals the shocking truth behind the recent departures of Evan Brewer and Alex Rudinger.
YouSuck 0 YouSuck: These Five Nu-Metal Bands Were Voted the Worst by MetalSucks Readers May 13th, 2024 at 12:51pm Hesher Keenan Some of these are not surprising at all.
The Webernets 0 Devin Townsend Lists All 1,455 Fans Who Participated in Z²‘s Universal Choir October 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fun fact: two people named Olaf helped make this record a reality.
Exclusive 600 THE METALSUCKS/RELAPSE RECORDS BELATED NHL 2010 SEASON PREVIEW! October 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks So right now you’re probably thinking 1) “Hey, assholes, the […]
