Music Dorkery 0 Maynard James Keenan’s Favorite Actual Tool is Apparently a Nail Gun November 7th, 2024 at 10:16am Haela Huntress And his next business ventures will be forays into gin and chocolate.
Editorials 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Feels They “Missed the Boat” with Streaming October 20th, 2024 at 3:57pm Smokey Goretooth Waiting so long was definitely some clown shit to do.
News 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Be Honored by Maynard James Keenan, Zakk Wylde, Rob Trujillo and More at Rock Hall Ceremony October 3rd, 2024 at 11:01am Hesher Keenan It’s a who’s-who.
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says He’s Going to Write New Music for All Three of His Bands April 18th, 2024 at 4:39pm Mandy Scythe We’ll believe it when new music for Puscifer, Tool, and A Perfect Circle is finally out.
Breaking the Law 0 Maynard James Keenan Explains His Harsh Anti-Cell Phone Policy April 13th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress While Maynard has a point about phones here, it’s also certainly possible to take a good point way too far.
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says Work on Next Tool Album “Can’t Drag This Out Another 14 Years” April 3rd, 2024 at 10:31am Hesher Keenan Time isn’t on their side.
News 0 If Mike Tyson Kills Jake Paul in Upcoming Bout, Maynard James Keenan Partially to Blame March 18th, 2024 at 3:38pm Hesher Keenan It’s not gonna be pretty…
Art Attack 0 Maynard James Keenan Releases Live Album with Disturbing Cover Art February 4th, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress Even if you have a diaper fetish, you won’t after seeing this picture.
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Says Tool’s Involvement in Power Trip Festival Feels “Overwhelming” September 5th, 2023 at 4:06pm Hesher Keenan No pressure or anything.
News 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Says Rockville Performance in Drag Wasn’t Political May 23rd, 2023 at 1:11pm Hesher Keenan He says we’re reading too into his performance in drag.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Maynard James Keenan Performs in Drag in Florida, Challenging Anti-Trans Laws May 22nd, 2023 at 11:07am Em Shadows Eat your heart out, Florida.
News 0 Maynard James Keenan Opens Up About Playing Earlier Tool Songs Later in Life April 2nd, 2023 at 9:00am Mandy Scythe Maynard might seem timeless, but in a recent interview, he admits that some of Tool’s older material is a lot to keep up with.
Metal Legacies 0 Maynard James Keenan Talks TikTok with Joe Rogan: “It Turns to Desperation Very Quickly. It Reeks” November 14th, 2022 at 11:45am Em Shadows Protect your energy, man.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Maynard James Keenan on Time Between Tool Albums: “It’s Frustrating” August 30th, 2022 at 9:46am Em Shadows There was a 13-year gap between their most recent albums.
Tool Time 0 Watch: Maynard James Keenan Offers Self-Defense Lesson That “Could’ve Saved Chris Rock’s Life the Other Night” April 1st, 2022 at 12:18pm Phil Boozeman The lesson really should be for all of Hollywood.
Tool Time 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Gets Drummer Danny Carey to Hit Gong With Dildo March 20th, 2022 at 8:50am Emperor Rhombus Lends a new meaning to “bang a gong.”
Tool Time 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Plays ‘Operation’ Behind Danny Carey’s Drum Kit Mid-Show March 12th, 2022 at 1:19pm Emperor Rhombus We’re losing him!
Lolz 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Plays Jenga Behind Danny Carey’s Drum Kit Mid-Show February 26th, 2022 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus That lovable scamp.
Podcasts 0 Spotify Removes Joe Rogan Episode With Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Over Racial Slurs February 5th, 2022 at 1:40pm Emperor Rhombus Rogan has since apologized for his use of the N-word.
Music Dorkery 0 Maynard James Keenan Says This Song is the Best Introduction to Tool December 6th, 2021 at 1:47pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a hint: it’s not “Pneuma.”
