Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lordi Says They Already Have Their New Album “Done, Mixed and Mastered” July 5th, 2024 at 10:00am Haela Huntress They’re not taking time off to enjoy scaring small Finnish children or whatever it is they do.
New Stuff 0 Lordi Release Another Lyric Video Ahead of Record March 4th, 2023 at 5:07pm Mandy Scythe Lordi just unleashed a lyric video, this time for “Thing In The Cage” in advance of their forthcoming album ‘Screem Writers Guild.’
New Stuff 0 Lordi Announce New Album and Drop LyricVideo January 28th, 2023 at 3:22pm Mandy Scythe Lordi announced their record ‘Screem Writers Guild,’ out March 31 via Atomic Fire Recordsm and dropped a lyric video “Lucyfer Prime Evil.”
News 0 Lordi Sign With Atomic Fire Records, Announce New Album for Spring 2023 November 22nd, 2022 at 10:26am Hesher Keenan Mr. Lordi and crew find a new home.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Founding Lordi Guitarist Jussi “Amen” Sydänmaa Has Quit the Band May 6th, 2022 at 1:22pm Emperor Rhombus A sad day for, uh, Finnish monster hair metal?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lordi To Release SEVEN New Albums in One Month April 7th, 2021 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg That’s eight Lordi albums too many.
New Stuff 0 Lordi Return, Probably Owe Rob Zombie Royalties November 8th, 2019 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg Their new album, Killection, “contains songs that Lordi would have written between the early 70’s through the mid-90’s” had they been around at that time.
Cinemetal 0 Lordi Ran Out of Toilet Paper March 1st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch the band’s new video for “The Riff” and explain to me what in the fucking fuck is going on.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI June 24th, 2011 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
Reviews 100 LORDI’S DEADACHE: MOCK ROCK, NOT COCK ROCK November 20th, 2008 at 11:19am MetalSucks I remember when Lordi first rose to prominence outside of […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! (RE-POST) April 24th, 2008 at 5:39pm Axl Rosenberg 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! April 21st, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
Editorials 0 LORDI ARE THE NEW DARKNESS March 12th, 2007 at 11:47am Axl Rosenberg When Vince and I went to the Download Festival this […]
News 0 Mushroomhead’s Steve Felton Says the Band Won’t Play Without Masks Even Though It Sucks July 18th, 2024 at 11:16am Haela Huntress That has to get itchy.
News 0 Peter Tägtgren of Pain Doesn’t Mind That Eurovision Song Entry Sounds Like His Song June 6th, 2024 at 10:58am Haela Huntress “Did Baby Lasagna copy Pain?” is not a sentence I ever thought I’d say.
Br00tal-lists 0 Voyager Shares 10 Metal Bands That Rocked Eurovision May 3rd, 2023 at 3:00pm Hesher Keenan Metal is no stranger to the madness that is Eurovision.
Tour de Force 0 Babymetal Joins Forces with Sabaton to Tour Europe and U.K. October 18th, 2022 at 11:29am Hesher Keenan Japanese pop metal and power metal songs about war – a match made in hell.
