ALICE COOPER KILLED BY BIGFOOT

Surely, this will be the year that The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences FINALLY gives Alice Cooper his honorary Oscar. Not only does he appear in the box office mega-hit* Dark Shadows alongside Johnny Depp, but now he also a small role in Bigfoot, the latest event film from The Asylum, a Canadian company that specializes in thrifty rip-offs of actually-famous movies (see: Transmorphers, Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies, Titantic II, etc.). The movie (or “movie”), which also stars Danny Bonaduce and The Guy Who Played Peter Brady,  is going to air on the SyFy channel this weekend, and now a predictably classy has popped up online. Normally, I wouldn’t recommend you watch, but if you stick around ’til the end, you can see the world’s worst CG monster kick a screaming Alice Cooper “like a goddamn soccer ball,” as Topless Robot so wonderfully puts it. Here, have a chuckle:

-AR

*I’m kidding. The movie tanked.