I’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I’M LISTENING TO IT

Update, 4:32 pm: Apparently this is the automatic message that is sent to you when you start following Pig Destroyer on Twitter. Sooo… yeah. Thanks to the readers who brought this to my attention.

A couple of weeks ago, I prayed to our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ, for a new Pig Destroyer album. Then, over the weekend, reader Eric Nguyen posted the following Twitter exchange on my Facebook page with the message “Ask and ye shall receive” (click to enlarge):

I want this to be true so badly I can practically feel the tinnitus ringing in my ears. But I’ve been burned before…

-AR