IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guns N’ Roses played in Moscow this past weekend and I guess Axl Rose slipped or something because he tweeted a photo of this massive bruise on the back of his leg. (Also visible in the photo is his lower ass cheek. So now we can all enjoy what Lana Del Rey gets to see every time Axl gets up to take a post-splooge pee.) But whatever that’s not a story. This is a story: you know how you always read about some lady who like says she saw The Virgin Mary in her coffee or a burn on her wall looks like Jesus or whatever? Well the bruise on Axl’s leg looks mighty familiar too don’t it?

That’s right! THE BRUISE LOOKS JUST LIKE —

SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly, God wants Axl Rose to do a reunion with Slash and is sending him a message. We can only hope that Axl sees this sign for the miracle it is and calls Slash ASAP before Scott Weiland rejoins Velvet Revolver and ruins everything!!!!

-JR

[via Noisecreep]