METALLICA GET PHILOSOPHICAL, TEASE KAZOOS-ONLY TOUR?

Over the weekend, Metallica’s publicists sent out the below message to the media at large…

…as well as the below video, which reminds us that we’ve seen Metallica play lots and lots and worldwide festivals, “But you’ve never seen them…”, and then all the information above. That’s it. “But you’ve never seen them.” So, you’ve seen Metallica, but, like, you’ve never seen Metallica, dude.

WHOA. That’s deep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=uxtMp1Nhat8

It seems clear that ‘Tallica is announcing some kind of live event, and that they think it’s pretty damn special. I can’t really imagine what the band could do at this point to make fans feel as like they’ve never seen Metallica before, unless James and Kirk are gonna stop playing guitars and start playing kazoos or something. But I guess we’ll find out tomorrow. In the meantime, feel free to speculate in the comments section below.

-AR