HOW MANY TOUR BUSES DOES THIS BAND NEED?

Slipknot have nine members, and Guns N’ Roses now have eight, but thanks to Chris Chellis of Metal Review, it’s come to our attention that there is a band that tops them both: Folkearth, who roll with a “What the fuck?!”-inducing thirty-one members. Needless to say, there’s no band photo available.

Folkearth play (duh) folk metal, which is to say, metal that will make you want to link arms and skip around while reading J.R.R. Tolkien’s eight million page tome on homosexual midgets with pubes on their feet who take a really, really long walk. Or, if you’re A.D.D. and have no taste, just watch Willow.

-AR