WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES

The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more than twice as much as “classic” Monopoly, but the extra cash is totes worth it, ’cause the game comes with pieces that are vaguely related to Metallica, and all the real state has now been named after the band’s songs! Still, some people were bound to purchase it, because some people will buy anything with their favorite band’s logo on it.

And, indeed, some Venezuelan guy ordered a copy, and was even so helpful as to make a video of himself opening the box for the very first time. Y’know, so the rest of us could see how he wasted his money. In fact, just to make things extra-exciting, he set the video to Death Magnetic‘s “Suicide & Redemption,” I assume because it took him ten minutes to open the toy, he needed an track of appropriate length, and he has either never heard “To Live is to Die,” or doesn’t know how to use basic video editing software.

In any case, if you’re bored, this happened. And if you’re stupid, you can order your own copy of Metopoly here.

-AR

[via Metal Injection]