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OH I SEE WHAT WARRANT DID THERE

  • Axl Rosenberg
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So apparently Warrant have a new album coming out (the band now consists of all the original members save for alcoholic/morbidly obese vocalist Jani Lane), and it’s called Rockaholic, and as you can see below, the cover art expresses the theme of the title in a manner both subtle and metaphoric. I can’t quite make out what the prescription attached to the file says*, but I bet it’s a really erudite and nuanced joke. Y’know, like the kind you’d see in a New Yorker cartoon or something.

OH I SEE WHAT WARRANT DID THERE

Rockaholic comes out May 17 on Frontiers Records.

-AR

*Why the crap would any doctor attach a copy of a patients’ prescription to the outside of the file, as opposed to, y’know, filing it in the file? This not only seems like a potential violation of doctor/patient confidentiality, but it increases the chances that the prescription will actually be lost exponentially.

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