WE’RE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM THE RELEASE OF MEEK IS MURDER’S ALGORITHMS! AHHHHHH!!!

It’s almost here! Meek is Murder’s Algorithms is almost here! We’re SO FUCKING EXCITED for you all to finally get to hear it… it is going to rip your face off, eat your face, poop out your face, make you eat the poop made from your face, eat the poop you make from eating the poop the album made from eating your face, and then poop it out one more time. It’s that fucking good.

Don’t believe us? Here’s what the critics are saying about the Algorithms:

“Manic, unpredictable, and even a little bit jovial, they’re a colorful headfuck, but they certainly don’t sacrifice brutality in the name of fun.”
–The Village Voice

“This new Brooklyn-based metal band… may have just put out the best metal album of 2011.”
–City’s Best

That’s high praise indeed… but they ain’t lying. And you don’t even have to take their word for it: you can download another new song, “Hope Springs Eternal (Spaghetti Code),” AND read an interview with guitarist/vocalist Mike Keller, right here. Take your socks off before you listen, or you might lose ’em.

There’s still time to pre-order Meek is Murder’s Algorithms before we release it this coming Tuesday, March 22. It was produced and mixed by the legenary Kurt Ballou! We’ve only got a few copies left of the super-limited-edition CDs that the band personally made, put their actual fingerprints on, and sprayed with drummer Frank Godla’s cologne, so order one of those immediately if you want it, ’cause once it’s gone, it’s gone. But you can always get the digital download or the digital download and t-shirt package.

And the band is still on tour! Get dates after the jump… or just download their free app for your iPhone, iPod touch, and/or iPad.

March 17 – Austin, TX @ Venue 222 (SXSW matinee w/ The Faceless, T.R.A.M.)
March 18 – Austin, TX @ Headhunters (SXSW matinee w/ Kvelertak, Havok, Red Fang, Wormrot)
March 21 – Louisville, KY @ Cahoots
March 23 – Doylestown, PA @ Siren Records
March 24 – Brooklyn, NY @ Union Pool (Algorithms record release show)