“SOMEWHERE BIKINI TIME” CONTEST: WIN A BUNCH OF VINTAGE THRASH CDs!

Our friends over at BITPOM.com (Believers in the Power Of Metal) are hosting a pre-party Sunday afternoon to gear up for Iron Maiden’s triumphant return to Madison Square Garden. The event, being held at Deno’s Bikini Bar on 8th Ave, has fittingly been dubbed Somewhere Bikini Time.

So we gots to thinkin… What other Maiden-inspired boob puns could we come up with? I KNOW our readers are going to be awesome at this, based on all the cow-related puns you assholes came up with for Bovinus. So far — with help from the staff at the Syndicate — we’ve got:

• Number of the Breast
• The Boober
• Bun to the Hills
• 22-36-22 Acacia Avenue

So we bring it you. Post in the comments. Winner gets a package of vintage thrash CDs including Exodus, King Kobra, Force of Habit, and Alcatrazz. GO!

-VN