WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PSYOPUS?

Reader Keith Brown e-mailed us that very question, and then very politely asked, “Would you guys mind checking to see if anything’s heppening with them?” No, I wouldn’t mind, Keith! Three cheers to you for having some manners. You beat the dude who e-mailed us “SEND ME SOME NEWS RIGHT NOW” last week.

ANYWAY, I didn’t have to do any research to find out what happened to Psyopus, Keith, so it really wasn’t a big deal. And what happened is this: Psyopus went to live on a farm. Yep, it’s true! They’re living on a nice farm, where they have plenty of equipment and a big stage to play on, and kids who really love them and appreciate their music. They won’t be touring or releasing new records anymore, Keith, but isn’t it nice to know that they’re living on that awesome farm? You want them to be happy, right, Keith? We know ya do. And rest assured, Psyopus are very, very happy on their new farm.

So there ya have it. Psyopus. Living on a farm.

Look how happy Chris Arp is, Keith!!!

-AR