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As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Was a Dick, Again

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It is honestly bonkers to me that this guy still has the goddamn nerve. Like, the fucking balls on this guy, amirite? A pair of videos just came out of Tim Lambesis being on some LamBULLSHIT with his wife Dany. The first video released didn’t have audio, but the visuals are really all we needed with that one. The second video did come with audio and it just elevates how disturbing his existence is. I would explain what happens in the videos… but they really speak for themselves. You can watch them below if you are so inclined.

After the videos surfaced, Lambesis took to his social media page to expound diarrhea from his fingers with the biggest bunch of fuck shit that anyone in this position could say:

“There is currently a restraining order and a domestic violence investigation being filed against Dany Norris (formerly Lambesis). Anything she is saying now is to distract people away from that to instead focus on my own inappropriate (but not illegal) reactions to these anxiety inducing interactions.

“This woman assaulted me and verbally/mentally abused me over 3 years. I took the much needed and overdue step to leave her yesterday by delivering divorce papers. That is the reason there have been attempts at retaliation toward me online today that pale in comparison to what will really be the focus of the courts.

“The following evidences are part of the case:

  • multiple videos of her assaulting me
  • videos of her chasing me around the house with a knife or scissors
  • video of her insisting that I delete all other accounts of her physically assaulting me under threat of her knocking me out with a weapon held over my head
  • photos of a black-eye she gave me with witness accounts of the event
  • witness accounts of me being threatened if I try to leave, even temporarily

“I’m certain she will counter by trying to expose my anxiety filled reactions and defenses, but please remember that reacting in panic by hurting myself is far different than what I’ve listed above.

“The timing of these public attacks online are because I served her with divorce papers yesterday after many days of her pleading for me stay while also flipping back and forth to attempting to exert abusive control.

“This is blatantly a retaliation for me finally leaving a relationship I should have run from a long time ago.”

Sorry not sorry, but this is little dick energy if I’ve ever seen it. And yes, Dany DID make a statement in the past dismissing all claims of Lambesis abusing her… but isn’t that literally what someone who is being abused would do?!

Honestly, Lambesis is grasping at straws like sinners grasp for heaven. Everyone is understandably ditching him, and I cannot wait to see who leaves this POS next.

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