No Cure Launch Benefit Shirts for Stabbed Band Members

People really fucking suck. We all know that, but sometimes it takes a random act of bullshit for us to be reminded. No Cure vocalist Blaythe Steuer and bassist Jake Murnane were stabbed at their Nashville show on Wednesday, September 25 trying to break up a fight.

Steuer and Murnane survived their wounds, but because America is shit and we don’t have universal healthcare, their hospital stays are costing a pretty (ugly) penny. To help with this, the band has dropped a couple of shirt merch where the proceeds will go towards their bills. Don’t worry, they’ve both been released. And the fucking piece of shit who did it, some clown named James Lucas Smith, has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault.

The band launched the merch on their social media, sharing a mildly lengthy statement with it. You can get one of those shirts here.

Hi. We have prepared a couple shirts to help with the medical expenses from getting stabbed.

We do not want to go the GFM route unless we absolutely have to, and it feels better if people get something out of helping us with this. So if you want to wear the scar Jake will be wearing the rest of his life, we got you!

The shirts are comfort colors too, so they will be very soft and not knife like at all. There is zero chance this shirt will stab you.

Sharing this around would be considered kind of you, and we really appreciate all the love and support shown here lately. You can find the tees at deathmetalhottopic and our printer has been kind enough to waive fees/eat the cost of production for us on this one. All money will go to our medical bills.

Also for those asking, yes the guy that stabbed us went to jail. The DA pressed charges. No we did not call the cops. Friends called EMS because we were leaking everywhere, which was nice of them. Yes that joke is funny anyway.