Buy One Guitar from Yngwie Malmsteen, Get a Ferrari for Free

All you heavy metal bargain hunters out there may want to take notice — fans of guitarist and anti-donut activist Yngwie Malmsteen can take advantage of a package deal that’ll let you go fast on the fretboard, as well as the interstate.

Walt Grace Vintage, a Miami-based used car and guitar store (what a concept, eh?) is offering a #4 Fender Stratocaster and a 1983 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole, both previously owned by Malmsteen, through Reverb. All you gotta do is pony up $175,000…

“Here’s your chance to own an iconic piece of rock history: Yngwie Malmsteen’s legendary #4 Fender Stratocaster, one of his main guitars known for shaping his unmistakable neoclassical sound.

“This guitar has seen stages around the world and holds the magic of Malmsteen’s fast-paced, virtuosic playing. But that’s not all — this unbelievable deal also includes Yngwie’s personal 1983 Ferrari 308 GTS Quattrovalvole, a stunning classic car synonymous with the rock star’s lifestyle. Own not only a piece of music history but also a slice of automotive greatness.”

Now, I’m as much a fan of rock and metal as most people, but honestly I’m more interested in the car. They can keep the visually unimpressive looking Fender — I mean, if you’ve seen one Strat, you’ve likely seen ’em all. The car though? That shit looks fast as hell. I bet I could disappoint all of the ladies when they get excited about the car but see my shriveled husk of a human form in the driver seat!

If you’re the person that ends up getting this deal, you should be excited to learn that it’s got free shipping attached. Because it’s important to save money somewhere when you’re buying something that costs more than double the average salary in the U.S.