Ozzy Warns Kids Not to Stick Liquid Death’s New Drink Mix Up Their Ass

When it comes to the consumption of illicit drugs, there are few people alive today that’s partied harder and lived to tell the tale than the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne. We’ve all heard the stories of snorting a line of ants and talking to a horse so much while tripping on LSD that it apparently told the Ozzman to shut the fuck up. His drug stories are legend.

So it only made sense that water company Liquid Death would team up with Ozzy to put out a PSA warning America’s youths against the dangers of snorting the brand’s new electrolyte drink mix, Death Dust.

As you can see in the commercial below, Death Dust is just a single-use packet that you mix with water. There are three flavors: Severed Lime, Mango Chainsaw, and Convicted Melon. You can pick them up wherever you get your other Liquid Death shit.

Apparently the commercial was sparked by a number of Instagram commenters that said they’d snort the powdery substance instead of mixing it up in water like a normal person. In conjunction with the commercial, Ozzy put out a statement praising the brand for making him and his family apparently drink more water.

“I love how Liquid Death makes a healthy thing like hydration more fun. Sharon, the family, and I drink Liquid Death all the time, it’s delicious. But seriously, don’t snort or inject anything they make. It’s much better for drinking.”

Given Liquid Death’s heavy metal aesthetic, it only makes sense that they’d team up with Ozzy for something like this. You gotta love their commitment to the bit and all that.

Just remember not to freebase, snort, inject, huff, or boof Death Dust. Especially that last one.