Want an Actual Jet? Liquid Death is Apparently Giving One Away

The water brand with a heavy metal aesthetic is apparently doing what Pepsi refused to do in the 90s by running a contest for (and actually offering) a real, functioning jet airplane. Some people might call it a fighter jet, but I don’t see any way to affix missiles or guns, so it’s important to make that distinction.

Still, they’re apparently putting up an Aero L-39C Albatros jet that they’re calling “The Dehydrator” since you’ll likely piss, shit, and puke yourself if you manage to get the thing up in the air. We’re talking about a plane that can hit more approximately 470 miles per hour with nearly 4,000 pounds of thrust. So while you won’t break the sound barrier with this thing, you will sure feel like you’re going crazy fast.

In addition to the jet, the winner will get six months of free hangar space rental, a pilot’s helmet, a cup holder “that’s perfect for a can of Liquid Death,” and enough Liquid Death for a full year. But if you don’t want to deal with receiving a jet you might not be able to fly, they’ll give you a cool quarter million.

All you gotta do to enter is buy some Liquid Death from an actual brick and mortar store and upload an image of the actual receipt to an associated page on the brand’s website. And mind you, each can you buy is an entry.

You have until September 4 to try your hand at getting a jet, so get hydrating.