AND BY THE WAY: SELLING STUFF ON EBAY DOES NOT A PRODUCTION COMPANY MAKE

Even though every performance, interview, and reality show appearance I’ve ever seen him do in my life alerts me to the undeniable fact that Sebastian Bach is a total moron, I’ve always been a big supporter of the guy. Why? Well, DUH – ’cause he’s got an awesome set of pipes. Besides, if I stopped listening to every artist who was an asshole, I wouldn’t be able to listen to anyone who makes any genre of music, ever.

Still, the report from Metal Sludge that Bach is selling autographed shit on eBay, including posters from his various gigs doubling as Patti fucking LuPone, is pretty funny. Partly because the poor dude is obviously broke, and partly because his company is apparently called “Get Off My Bach Productions.” Following on the heels of his solo album, Bring ‘Em Bach Alive!, and his covers disc, Bach to Basics, we just have one message for Baz: not EVERYTHING has to be a pun on your name, bro.

-AR