PHOTOS: GWAR AT THE ELECTRIC FACTORY IN PHILADELPHIA, OCTOBER 14, 2010

Ladies and gents, please meet Alyssa Lorenzon, the latest member of the MetalSucks Photo Squad. Because we’re not nice guys and we really wanted to test Alyssa’s mettle (or, rather, test her metal — tee-hee), we made her first assignment covering one of the world’s most fucked-up bands, Gwar, in one of the world’s most aggro citites, Philly. Luckily, Alyssa was more than up to the task, and captured some incredibly awesome pics. Check ’em out after the jump.

If you haven’t had a chance to see Gwar on their latest tour, don’t fret — TheRave.com will be streaming the band’s show from Milwaukee on Halloween night (that’s this Sunday, you dopes) at 11 p.m. ET / 10 p.m. CT. If you order by the 30th, the stream will only cost $3.99, but even if you’re a dumb shit and forget to order until the day of the show, it’s still only cost you $4.99 — good deal!

Mutant cyborg and Gwar tormentor Sawborg Destructo gave MetalSucks this exclusive comment regarding the upcoming web-streaming disaster :

“Warning humans, the rouge Scumdogs GWAR will be attacking Milwaukee on Halloween night, and the best part is that you can tune in and watch as I, Sawborg Destructo, will finally destroy GWAR! Be prepared to have your eyes blown out of your puny human heads!”

Should be an awesome time! Go here to order the webscast.

And now Alyssa’s kick-ass photos….