W.A.S.P. FAN RE-ENACTS LIFE OF VAN GOGH WITH UNWILLING SECURITY GUARD

W.A.S.P. have had a problem putting on drama-free shows as of late. They cancelled a few too many here in the States this year, and while the band actually managed to show up for their gig in Orebro, Sweden this past Friday night, they weren’t able to get through the concert without incident: Classic Rock tells us that a “drunken fan” bit the ear off of a security guard at the venue. As though there were such a thing as a sober W.A.S.P. fan.

More tragic, though, is that in addition to biting the poor guy’s ear off, the fan apparently “verbally attacked the guard.” I’m sure the guard’s feelings were very hurt.

Actually, anyone know if the fan verbally attacked the guard before or after he bit his ear off? ‘Cause if it was after, the guard might not have been able to hear it anyway.

Against everyone’s best judgment, Swedish officials announced that Blackie Lawless would still be allowed to live.

-AR