L.A. GUNS ANNOUNCE NEW BASS PLAYER

L.A. Guns has recruited Hookers ‘N’ Blow’s Scott Griffin as the replacement for the recently departed bassist Adam Hamilton.

• a) Who?
• b) Who cares?
• c) Does anyone who goes to see this band play actually know (or care) which touring version of L.A. Guns Griffin will be a part of?
• d) How much longer can these dudes realistically expect to milk this cash cow before the white trash housewives with tits down to their ankles stop coming to shows?
• e) First person to accurately post how many total members have ever played in a band called L.A. Guns gets a free line of blow!

So anyway, they got a new bass player.

-VN