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Cannibal Corpse Have a New Cold Brew That’s Perfect for Your New Year’s Coffee Enema

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Slaves to the (coffee) bean, rejoice. The death metal motherfuckers from Florida known as Cannibal Corpse are back with another coffee in their ongoing series with Concepts Cafe and it’s only here for a limited time.

Seeing as we all need a little pick me up from time to time, especially after the run around of the holidays, it’s only perfect that something like this would be available now. The release, known as Cranial Extraction, is the fourth release in the “Beheading Brewing” line. Limited to just 500 cans, the coffee is available in a special gift box that comes complete with a 12 oz Beheading & Brewing bag of coffee and a limited edition Cannibal Corpse zombie sticker. When ordering, you can even choose how you want your coffee — whole bean, drip, coarse ground, or espresso.

As part of the coffee’s announcement, the band put out a statement saying they were “chilled to the bone” over its release.

“We are chilled to the bone in the Cannibal camp for presenting to our caffeinated fans the 4th ultra brutal label of our Beheading and Brewing cold brew! Keep freezing your brain!”

Similarly, Concepts Cafe’s Michael Tonsetic laid out exactly how this new cold brew release came to be, stating that it really was a way to create something that would be easily transported to live events and retail venues, since even the people that throw down the hardest at shows need a pick-me-up from time to time.

“When we initially launched the cold can line with Cannibal Corpse, we all really just wanted a convenient experience for events and retail venues like the Spooky Empire horror con, or legendary local record store Park Ave CDs, and recently the Vegas oddities shop Cemetery Pulp.

“Both metal and horror fans were so receptive and stoked on the quality and can art, we knew we had to follow it up. So what’s next? Fans already collect beer cans and bottles, so we decided to do the same for coffee, hence we’re already up to the #4 release. How long can we keep it going? As long as we can consistently keep topping the last and the fans are still asking for them, we’ll keep it going. Is it going to get extremely brutal?…F*CK YEAH!!!”

You can pick up your can(s) today — just remember that once the 500 singles are sold, that’s it.

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