Tickle Yourself Internally with Ghost’s Returning Dildo and Buttplug Set

[Update: It’s sold out.]

Ten years after they initially made headlines by selling an expensive as hell dildo and butt plug set to promote their new album at the time Infestissumam, Ghost have gone back to the orifice cramming well by releasing another super expensive Phallos Mortuus box set.

Teased earlier this week, the new set is pretty much an exact replica of the original offering. Like the 2013 release, the X Anniversary Edition of the Phallos Mortuus set includes the following:

1 x Bible box case with Gold embossed artwork and red velvet lining.
1 x Divorce paper scroll with customized Ghost foil emblem.
1 x Ghost brushed metal logo pin.
1 x Bronze effect metal adult toy with molded Grucifix logo base.
1 x Silicone Papa Emeritus adult toy

You’d be wise to note that silicone and metal are pretty easy to clean, should you decide to stick something all seven inches with Papa Emeritus’ face way up in your body. I’m also pretty sure that the divorce scroll isn’t legally binding, so guys you can get this and your significant other won’t have to worry about ending up single in the dating hellscape that is 2023.

But who am I kidding? Most people willing to spend a whopping $225 on this set are probably single, if we’re being honest. I know couples can use toys in the bedroom from time to time, but like… $225 for that?!

Hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.